"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Why do they let themselves go?

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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PeakIV said:
We are talking FAT here....

I was 12 stone at 20yrs old and am still 12stone in my late 40's.

Check this hot chick from the 90's who used to be in a band and look what size she ended up!

That could be your girlfriend or wife! sack them before it happens..

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=c...AWQsIEI&ved=0CDQQsAQ&biw=1920&bih=923#imgrc=_

Anyone got anymore??
I thought about posting pics of my ex wife on this page...but I just can't bring myself to do it. She was 5-2 and went from 115 to 165-170 before we split.

Why? Deep emotional turmoil, terminal depression, really bad stuff.

Check out these ones: http://www.omgsoysauce.com/14746/marriage-before-and-after-10-pics/
 

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Fortunately, when I date women in a similar age bracket, their body is consistent (they are either lifetime fit, or have learned and have been fit for years).

Of all the previous LTR's that I've had over the years, I've never seen one go obese.

Any chick that lets herself go like that is just ignorant.
I forgive booze (been there done that), but the fat foodies are ... sad.

SH
 

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A few days ago I saw this posting from a world-trotting photographer:
I was just snubbed by Linda Rondstadt when I asked her to take a photo with me. She couldn't be bothered... I felt like such a loser! But George Krieger was also there at EG and saw the whole thing. In the midst of my dejection and angst, he jumped over to take a photo!

Also, George did something else very nice for me and my family. When my dad was first diagnosed with cancer, he went over to the racetrack at Laguna Seca (my dad was a race car driver) and had all kinds of people hold up "Get Well Ray" signs... people like Mario Andretti and stuff, so that was awesome -- thanks George :)​
I had never heard of Linda, but she was a singer in the 70's.

Before...

http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4150/5016614455_7a95130e1d_z.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-_wR0PcWMlwM/TzlNwXUi61I/AAAAAAAAHAc/jyB3-DUWL_k/s1600/Linda+131.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-m2n5ze07OpA/TzlN03rkNRI/AAAAAAAAHAo/LEEglk_1mcA/s1600/Linda+118.jpg


After...

http://i40.tinypic.com/zkpr10.jpg
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Once a women marries and/or has a baby with a man

the man becomes her slave sanctioned by law

why should women maintain their weight for a slave?

Once a woman has secured a man, she owns him...she has no obligation to please him anymore

and gradually she won't

men think there is something they can do to *reverse* this situation

once he marries or has a child there is not
 

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Yup.

Burroughs said:

Once a women marries and/or has a baby with a man

the man becomes her slave sanctioned by law

why should women maintain their weight for a slave?

Once a woman has secured a man, she owns him...she has no obligation to please him anymore

and gradually she won't

men think there is something they can do to *reverse* this situation

once he marries or has a child there is not
 

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So, what's the secret of getting married/having kids and not ending up with a whale?

Probably finding a woman with self-respect, and keeping her on her toes.
 

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rhythmic said:
So, what's the secret of getting married/having kids and not ending up with a whale?

Probably finding a woman with self-respect, and keeping her on her toes.

I second that - it goes for LTR's too.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Deep Dish said:
A few days ago I saw this posting from a world-trotting photographer:
I was just snubbed by Linda Rondstadt when I asked her to take a photo with me. She couldn't be bothered... I felt like such a loser! But George Krieger was also there at EG and saw the whole thing. In the midst of my dejection and angst, he jumped over to take a photo!

Also, George did something else very nice for me and my family. When my dad was first diagnosed with cancer, he went over to the racetrack at Laguna Seca (my dad was a race car driver) and had all kinds of people hold up "Get Well Ray" signs... people like Mario Andretti and stuff, so that was awesome -- thanks George :)​
I had never heard of Linda, but she was a singer in the 70's.

Before...

http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4150/5016614455_7a95130e1d_z.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-_wR0PcWMlwM/TzlNwXUi61I/AAAAAAAAHAc/jyB3-DUWL_k/s1600/Linda+131.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-m2n5ze07OpA/TzlN03rkNRI/AAAAAAAAHAo/LEEglk_1mcA/s1600/Linda+118.jpg


After...

http://i40.tinypic.com/zkpr10.jpg
Linda Ronstadt in 1969 -- this Mexican girl was never what you'd call skinny. Going after a girl with any Indian blood is like buying a pig in a poke. Many of them go orca, or their offspring do.
 

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Burroughs said:

Once a women marries and/or has a baby with a man

the man becomes her slave sanctioned by law

why should women maintain their weight for a slave?

Once a woman has secured a man, she owns him...she has no obligation to please him anymore

and gradually she won't

men think there is something they can do to *reverse* this situation

once he marries or has a child there is not
Truth bombs like this is why Burroughs is one of the wisest men on SS. This post should be blown up, framed and placed behind glass to be hung on the wall of every man's home in the western world.
 

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PlayHer Man said:
Truth bombs like this is why Burroughs is one of the wisest men on SS. This post should be blown up, framed and placed behind glass to be hung on the wall of every man's home in the western world.
His extremist, doomsday angles are exactly what makes him NOT wise. He has very good points sometimes, and I agree with MOST - not all, of what he says.
 

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Women let themselves go most of the time because men let them, ie loss of interest in pleasing the man. Also gets right to the root of the woman's self-esteem and character. Put low self-esteem, a chump man and a long term relationship together, you get fatness.

But some women CAN'T get fat, they have skinny genes or whatever. Those become coke heads. Substitute blow for the food.
 

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playherman most men are too trapped in their egos to learn much

by the time they realize this they are old and grey

the key is to be wise when you are young

most western men chase poon while most immigrants chase money...who ends up in a better place in 20 years

most men don't want to admit it but they are destined to become

this

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=195329
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Mauser96 said:
Complacency. Happens to both sexes, but probably women faster and more frequently. It's like they are willing to skip meals, snacks, and work out to keep the killer bod, until the man is caught - especially caught as in marriage. Then they let all that pent up food frustration go and blow up like a balloon..
A friend of mine has a unique "deal" with his wife.
If either of them feels the other is getting overweight, they are encouraged to TELL them. I like the idea.
This is a great idea. Perhaps even greater, is that you found a woman these days that will go along. Seems like all of them I meet would throw a mouthy fit about that, then go tell their femn@zi chick- friends. Hopefully someday I will find a decent one!
 

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speed dawg said:
His extremist, doomsday angles are exactly what makes him NOT wise. He has very good points sometimes, and I agree with MOST - not all, of what he says.
Being wise doesn't mean being right about everything. As no human being is always right. But it doesn't make much sense to dismiss the brilliance of an engineer because he sucks at dancing.

Just use your best judgement and filter information based on critical thinking rather than how you feel about the person saying it.

Burroughs said:

playherman most men are too trapped in their egos to learn much

by the time they realize this they are old and grey

the key is to be wise when you are young

most western men chase poon while most immigrants chase money...who ends up in a better place in 20 years

most men don't want to admit it but they are destined to become

this

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=195329
Agree.
 

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Why do you two feel the need to type everything bold? Are you scared everybody will ignore you if your text doesn't JUMP OFF THE PAGE?????.

In all seriousness, did you miss the part where I said I agreed with most of his posts?

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Just use your best judgement and filter information based on critical thinking rather than how you feel about the person saying it.
I'm way past you here, pal. Nice passive agressive jab though. My critical thinking is what lets me know when people are a little off the deep end. Perhaps your lecture should be directed to someone else?
 

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speed dawg said:
Why do you two feel the need to type everything bold? Are you scared everybody will ignore you if your text doesn't JUMP OFF THE PAGE?????
you mad faggot?

:yes:
 

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Am I mad?

I am filled with a burning and unquenchable anger the likes of which your vaginal secreted ass cannot conceive. I'm flaring with a passionate ire, bursting with an overwhelming madness that exceeds the limits of sanity or reason. My emotion is such that I am in imminent danger of conflagration, immolation, fantastic explosion in a wave of unstoppable and unadulterated nihilism.

Or rather, I think you and your girlfriend PlayHer man's post was rather dumb.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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