"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Why do some people write "umm" in their text messages?

teddy

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You see chicks do it a lot. I just don't understand. When I text something, I always leave out stupid chit like "um" and "uh" and stuff because it makes no sense putting it in words. Plus it makes you seem less confident.

However I see chicks text stuff like "umm ok" or "uh sure" or stuff like that.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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YoungStunna

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in my experience, its when the hb is not to happy with my last text.

for example:

hb: can you pick me up
me: no
hb: ummm ok

sometimes they say k with a period. "k."

Never assume a woman's tone or how she feels based on her text language though. If you interpret it the wrong way it never ends up good.
 

Yewki

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I like it when they put "..." at the end of their text. As if I need to know there is a f*cking pause after they're done writing a message. Really? You don't say. I thought your message may have just kept going but the letters were invisible. Thanks for clarifying.

"yeah... see you there later.........."
 

teddy

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YoungStunna said:
in my experience, its when the hb is not to happy with my last text.

for example:

hb: can you pick me up
me: no
hb: ummm ok

sometimes they say k with a period. "k."

Never assume a woman's tone or how she feels based on her text language though. If you interpret it the wrong way it never ends up good.
What triggered this post for me is I had a chick that by all accounts had high IL. Asked me for my number, initiated first, etc. And then when I suggested we should meet up, it's like "umm I'm in town for a week in March."

It may not mean anything, but it just pisses me off reading that umm, there. Okay, so you're aren't that into this?
 

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Every girl has a unique "text language", but in my experience, "Ummm" is a really bad sign.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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