"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Why Do Some Men Do Such Stupid/Crazy Things?

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I won't be surprised if some of the men on this board might have experienced this and it really pisses me off when I go through it and I'm really not sure what is the best way to react. You go to the men's room and the guy next to you-older men, younger men, etc.-instead of keeping his eyes forward at the urinal, looks down at your sexual organ, stares at it, while doing his thing. Many times I've wanted to yell at these men for doing such things and to ask them: "What are you looking at??" But again, Philadelphia is such a violent city, you never know who might have a gun and could use something like that as an excuse to commit a violent act. Just recently, I basically walked off a urinal much quicker than I wanted and I frowned and looked at the guy who was using the one next to me and I just shook my head and left. Such men have no shame. I wonder if they may be homosexuals or something? Those men who look at other males' genitalia while using urinals? Crazy. There's so many sick people out there.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Ah, Frank2500, I always appreciate your unintentional comedy.
 

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I had to read your post several times to actually get what you're saying because I kept on reading and kept thinking "wait, did he just say what I thought he said?" LOL. I agree, your posts are awesome.

I actually don't use urinals uless I'm the only guy in the bathroom because of some messed up fear from when I was a little kid. When I was in elementary school and we were using the urinals, some kids would come up to us from behind and hit us or throw us down while we were taking a piss. And since then I just can't seem to let it flow in a urinal.
 

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Unless he starts trying to suck it, it's probably not a big deal and doesnt bother me. My beef is the old dudes at the gym fvcking walking around naked in the locker rooms....I hope I'm that free with my body when I'm a geezer! :rockon:
 

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Yeah, there's just too many crazy people out there. You have to constantly look over your shoulder especially in those public restrooms at train stations, etc. I always see homeless people there using water from the taps to shower and wash their clothes and do all sorts of crazy things. As if it couldn't get any worse, one of them, in the process of taking a shower, stopped in the middle of it all, slightly pulled down his pants so that his butt cheeks were exposed, and walked straight to one of the urinals. You see men there who are old enough to be people's grand fathers, etc., and regardless of age, they stretch their necks out to look down at your genitals when you're using the urinal...instead of keeping their eyes forward.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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WhitePimp said:
Unless he starts trying to suck it, it's probably not a big deal and doesnt bother me. My beef is the old dudes at the gym fvcking walking around naked in the locker rooms....I hope I'm that free with my body when I'm a geezer! :rockon:
:crackup: The worst was when I saw one of those old geezers go straight from the shower, naked, right to the hot air hand dryer and proceed to dry his crotch. That's just all wrong right there.
 

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60 out of 60

We crown you U-man, Master of the Urinal and defender of the secrets of Castle Greystall. You should be proud of your urination knowledge, and rest easy in the fact that if nothing else, you can go to the bathroom with the best of them. Congratulations!


On my first try too! Years of experience in the bar scene finally pays off :) :up:
 

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I don't understand, what's a big deal. Or is it small deal?


A dude wants to stare at your jonk, let him stare. If he stares you stare back. The one who stops staring first looses.


If you like walk out of there, you such a total fag.
 
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