I won't be surprised if some of the men on this board might have experienced this and it really pisses me off when I go through it and I'm really not sure what is the best way to react. You go to the men's room and the guy next to you-older men, younger men, etc.-instead of keeping his eyes forward at the urinal, looks down at your sexual organ, stares at it, while doing his thing. Many times I've wanted to yell at these men for doing such things and to ask them: "What are you looking at??" But again, Philadelphia is such a violent city, you never know who might have a gun and could use something like that as an excuse to commit a violent act. Just recently, I basically walked off a urinal much quicker than I wanted and I frowned and looked at the guy who was using the one next to me and I just shook my head and left. Such men have no shame. I wonder if they may be homosexuals or something? Those men who look at other males' genitalia while using urinals? Crazy. There's so many sick people out there.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Why Do Some Men Do Such Stupid/Crazy Things?
- Thread starter Frank2500
- Start date
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Serialized3
Master Don Juan
Ah, Frank2500, I always appreciate your unintentional comedy.
~attrACTION~
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I had to read your post several times to actually get what you're saying because I kept on reading and kept thinking "wait, did he just say what I thought he said?" LOL. I agree, your posts are awesome.
I actually don't use urinals uless I'm the only guy in the bathroom because of some messed up fear from when I was a little kid. When I was in elementary school and we were using the urinals, some kids would come up to us from behind and hit us or throw us down while we were taking a piss. And since then I just can't seem to let it flow in a urinal.
I actually don't use urinals uless I'm the only guy in the bathroom because of some messed up fear from when I was a little kid. When I was in elementary school and we were using the urinals, some kids would come up to us from behind and hit us or throw us down while we were taking a piss. And since then I just can't seem to let it flow in a urinal.
WhitePimp
Master Don Juan
Unless he starts trying to suck it, it's probably not a big deal and doesnt bother me. My beef is the old dudes at the gym fvcking walking around naked in the locker rooms....I hope I'm that free with my body when I'm a geezer! :rockon:
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Yeah, there's just too many crazy people out there. You have to constantly look over your shoulder especially in those public restrooms at train stations, etc. I always see homeless people there using water from the taps to shower and wash their clothes and do all sorts of crazy things. As if it couldn't get any worse, one of them, in the process of taking a shower, stopped in the middle of it all, slightly pulled down his pants so that his butt cheeks were exposed, and walked straight to one of the urinals. You see men there who are old enough to be people's grand fathers, etc., and regardless of age, they stretch their necks out to look down at your genitals when you're using the urinal...instead of keeping their eyes forward.
Yeah, there's just too many crazy people out there. You have to constantly look over your shoulder especially in those public restrooms at train stations, etc. I always see homeless people there using water from the taps to shower and wash their clothes and do all sorts of crazy things. As if it couldn't get any worse, one of them, in the process of taking a shower, stopped in the middle of it all, slightly pulled down his pants so that his butt cheeks were exposed, and walked straight to one of the urinals. You see men there who are old enough to be people's grand fathers, etc., and regardless of age, they stretch their necks out to look down at your genitals when you're using the urinal...instead of keeping their eyes forward.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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:crackup: The worst was when I saw one of those old geezers go straight from the shower, naked, right to the hot air hand dryer and proceed to dry his crotch. That's just all wrong right there.WhitePimp said:
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We crown you U-man, Master of the Urinal and defender of the secrets of Castle Greystall. You should be proud of your urination knowledge, and rest easy in the fact that if nothing else, you can go to the bathroom with the best of them. Congratulations!
On my first try too! Years of experience in the bar scene finally pays off
We crown you U-man, Master of the Urinal and defender of the secrets of Castle Greystall. You should be proud of your urination knowledge, and rest easy in the fact that if nothing else, you can go to the bathroom with the best of them. Congratulations!
On my first try too! Years of experience in the bar scene finally pays off
djSlvt
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I don't understand, what's a big deal. Or is it small deal?
A dude wants to stare at your jonk, let him stare. If he stares you stare back. The one who stops staring first looses.
If you like walk out of there, you such a total fag.
A dude wants to stare at your jonk, let him stare. If he stares you stare back. The one who stops staring first looses.
If you like walk out of there, you such a total fag.