"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

Why do minority women with broken English

Thread starter Soflobro#3
Start date Aug 10, 2018

Soflobro#3

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Aug 10, 2018

Turn me on so much m especially latina women from miami. I've been talking to one on and off and shes originally from Brooklyn. My ex was from west philly.(but Asian)

These women are just kind of rough and very feminine and it is so hot. I think i have a new fetish. Plus they LOVE a proper white boy like me. Oh man this is just gonna be trouble.

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.