"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Why do girls wear thongs and then put there hand back there?

Brian20o2

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SELF-MASTERY said:
Let's stop trying to rationalize what women do, and treat them like we would a child "aw that's so cute that you want attention... nice girl."
lol This is the best mindset to have. In my opinion women are silly. Just silly creatures that can be cute at anything wether its being angry or playing with their hair.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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we wear em cause granny panies suck.
we cover em when we think you are gawking at them.
 

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IsiMan84 said:
I figured it would be for the same reason they cover the top of their shirt when they bend over to pick up something.

well why do they do that too? Not everyguy wants to look so what?
 

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Because you touch yourself at night.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Maybe they just cover them when YOU are looking.

Just ribbing ya. I've not noticed this happen though.
 
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