Why do girls slap me!!!

[[]D [] []V[] []D]

Ive always beeen trying to perfect my game and every aspect of my game with girls and as a person in general but i think ive over-done it sometimes. Ive been ****y and funny to an extent that might be too much for the girl. And i thought i was doing good!

Nontheless.... to this day, about 4 girls slapped me... and i need to know the reason why. Why are some reasons girl's slap you?

I think girls slap me cuz im too ****y about myself...i act like im too good for people, when ppl compliment me i say i know... but today some girl slap me hard and for real, its not even funny... what am i doing wrong?!?!

 

[redbyte]

Depends. Where do they slap you?
In the face its serious.
Anywhere else and its fine.
Line from Hitch:
"You may start to notice that she hits you a lot too, and in case you didn't go to High School, thats a good thing. "

 

[LikRetsam]

Because you touch yourself at night.

 

[Jake-inator]

I think you're reading way to many David D. Angelo newsletters and becoming a pompous prick.
C&F should be used in moderation, othewise you come off as a total ass... and you get smacked.
Wouldn't you slap some bit*h who thinks she's the **** and keeps rubbing it in your face?

 

[[]D [] []V[] []D]

Originally posted by Jake-inator
I think you're reading way to many David D. Angelo newsletters and becoming a pompous prick.
C&F should be used in moderation, othewise you come off as a total ass... and you get smacked.
Wouldn't you slap some bit*h who thinks she's the **** and keeps rubbing it in your face?

Yeah that was my theory... do you have any suggestions on how to become less ****y...and tease more lightly and become a bit more funnier???

and by the way... it was on the face

 

[The Comeback Kid]

Originally posted by []D [] []V[] []D
Yeah that was my theory... do you have any suggestions on how to become less ****y...and tease more lightly and become a bit more funnier???

and by the way... it was on the face

Damn...that hurts.

I like Jake-inator's advice on this one.

Oh yeah, I feel "too much" C+F is because the guy rehearses it too much. By this, I mean the guy always has it on his mind when talking to a girl and focuses on it way too much, therefore making it ineffective. Try using wit. It's spontaneous and is often much lighter. You have to think becore you talk too or else an intended compliment may come out the wrong way.

 

[Jake-inator]

Stop living off people's advice or rules...
There is no rule to life. Life is what you make it.
Having said that: just have fun, be cool, be friendly to people and have a good time.
Most importantly, start developing your OWN oppinion about stuff.
Note: Life is what you make of it.

LoL " How can i be funnier?"

I can't teach you how to be funny.
I think a part of comedy, is having your own oppinon and being able to communicate it in a way that people find it humorous.
Once you're totally happy and secure with your life, you'll know how to make people laugh.
You're only using comedy as a crutch because you have no idea how to just live life.
You're telling people someone else's oppinion. Get your own oppinion.

The reason these girls slap you is because you're taking out your insecurities on other people through your C&F. Basically, you're insulting them.


BTW David D. Angelo keeps sending me those annoying newsletters everyweek.
I can't believe the crap thats in it. His material works.... but on girls with VERY low self esteem.
Try it out on the attention wh*res... they love being dissed, mostly because they have an abusive alcoholic daddy who beats them.
And WOW you're just like daddy!!
Good job Angelo... you moron.

Don't get me wrong C&F is good stuff, but :

1. It should be spontaneous not rehersed, as Comeback Kid mentioned.

2. You have to have confidence not insecurity to back it up.

3. Don't over do it. You'll look weak and insecure.


I would stay away from it, until you're happy with yourself.

 

[Doctor Who]

Some girls are just slap-happy or abusive. I know from personal experience. It pains me to say so but my ex used to slap me constantly. At that time, I did not stand up formyself and tell her to stop, fearing she would leave me (BAD AFC days!!!)I would say something to provoke it, but that does not make it right.

She may be trying to assert some dominance or something to that effect. But don't put up with it! Unless you are in karate, boxing, or a passionate fight to the death with your arch nemesis, no one should hit you. After I stood up for myself and set her straight on what was not acceptible, she stopped. Like magic. Something about your personality might be provoking it, and making it seem like it is ok with you. Fix that, and you should have no problem unless you are really saying some off-color things.