"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
why do fat chicks think they deserve "in shape" guys?
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“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
Not Quite There
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but last month i was in stockholm, sweden, I think I saw 1 fat person the whole time i was there!
basically, they eat healthily and exercise, its not rocket science...
have never been so disgusted since I arrived home in the UK to see some fo the fat trolips out on the town, its disgusting.
aftershock
Master Don Juan
Fat girls are a definate no-no for me.
Thing is they don't even need to be gymnasts to be healthy. A lot of fat girls I know will get the bus or drive for distances of half a mile. Pure laziness.
Funny I know one really attractive (I'm talking HB9) large girl. She takes care of herself, yet I know if she took her clothes off she'd be less than attractive.
At work the other day I was talking to a fat girl and she was telling me how she's always been picked on. I was thinking, why not just diet and exercise then? Fat people deserve to be persecuted.
No, fat people do not deserve to be persecuted. Fat people who think they deserve to date models, are shallow and hypocritical, and expect more of other people than they're willing to do themselves are the ones I'm talking about.
aftershock
Master Don Juan
Perhaps "persecuted" is the wrong word, but I stand by what I said.
Fat people are wrecking society with their obesity and health problems that I have to pay for out of my taxes.
Society and political correctness says that I cannot laugh at fat people. That's a shame, maybe if we did then they'd actually try to lose some weight.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
naoi deag se deag
Senior Don Juan
DonJuanMonk
Master Don Juan
YES!, i know a FAT UGLY TROLL of a bytch who is:
A) desperate for a man
B) will only settle for "hot sexy" guys that hb8+ get to date
C) sees her self as some hot bytch whos ass has to be kissed like AFC's do to her hot HB friends
her attitude is absoloutley unbelievable that its not even funny. ( it makes me sick ) The reason she is like this was because she apparantley dated a guy who is very handsome ( in fact hes 18 now and is/was modelling for catalogues ). Some how she dated him for a week or so and when i asked him ( hes like a little brother, me and his brother have been boyz since we learned how to walk ) he VIOLENTLY challanged this. He said "UGHHH what a mistake, no fvkcin way".
She was the first girl he had been with and he was WBAFC until he found out how much of a looker he was and that he could get MUCH HOTTER girls. The look on his face said " The fat bytch didnt deserve me", he was right %100
I knew her cousin ( hb7 ) who told me that when FATTY introduced him to her and her friends , they thought "How the fvck did she get him?"
So cos of AFC men FATTYS develop huge egos and think theyre some sexy bytch on a cat walk. Truly disturbing.
That fatty and her cousin/friends are away at univeristy now living it up. Last i heard was that the fatty is single ( and has been for the last 2 yrs and its KILLING HER hahaha ) and visits gay/lesbo bars while her cousin and frends get constant c0ck action. WELCOME TO REALITY FATTY !
ps..im from northern england naoi deag se deag
DJohnson
Don Juan
Supply and Demand...Fat chicks no even THEY will have plenty of chumps to choose from. Hence the selection preference. Don't hate them. Wouldn't you want the best if you had a wide selection?(no pun intended)
<sigh>
I don't hate them, I don't understand their attitudes. Are there really that many desperate guys, that these HOGS would develop this kind of attitude?
It's not the fact that they're fat that I resent. It's their unbelievably arrogant attitudes. They can't control what they put in their body, yet they expect you to?
To put this in perspective; If I were 300 pounds, and a fat slob, I'd still be attracted to the same kind of women I am now. But I don't think I'd expect to be able to get them.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
brenbaus
Senior Don Juan
DJ_in_making
Master Don Juan
these fat girls probably recieved a compliment that's why. :crackup: I tell ya, it's just 1 compliment is all it takes for a girl to think she's a goddess.......
brenbaus
Senior Don Juan
AMEN!!!!!!
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
I can't speak for England, but here in the US, obesity is the only thing keeping Social Security from going bankrupt. Life expectancy has peaked and is actually beginning to decline, because 80% of the US is overweight.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
pimpfromdayone
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But, I must say, in all my experience, the thing that still boggles my mind the most, is how these really hot chicks end up with fat-ass, loser guys. And no, they are not DJ's or anything. Seriously, I know a couple girls who actually seem to PREFER fat guys!! It is sickening to me. I made an attempt to hook up with one of them and I think she kinda rejected me because I was not fat enough for her..... later I see her with a fat dude. :crackup:
Now THAT is some fu-cked up shi-t. You know, I think there is a reason for this one: the girl wants the fat guys because they make her look skinny! That's my theory at least.
And Wyldfire, that was absolutely hilarious. You peeled out you were so shaken up by him, hahahahaha. I guess you found out the hard way that almost ALL people on internet dating sites are complete losers, nutcases, weirdos, bit-ches, ugly.
Gangster Of Love
Master Don Juan
I had this fattie, nice face, big titz, tell me how she would not go with a guy with a gut, how she's very picky.
My response to her was," well, I would not want an overweight girl for a relationship, no matter how picky she is." At best, they would only qualify as FB's.
hahahaha j/k
anyways, I was at the club the other day, waiting in line and there was this fine-a$$ fox standing in front of me, desperatly waiting for somebody
I mean, she was pretty hot, slim with long legs and huge knockers
so I'm assuming she's waiting on her man
later I see them together, a fat-looser-looking-dungeons-&-dragons-fat-dude-with-a-pony-tail-and-glasses-with-his-shirt-tucked-in
...and thats the man she was so desperatly waiting for.
that amazed me and tought me something
p.s. "war pigs" hahahahaha. thats gold!
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.