"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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why dafuq do you even....

switch

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why?
i see guys going bent over their ass trying to please a girl who is not even a virgin.

a girl can sleep with a million c0cks and STILL there are guys chasing her, wtf is wrong with you?

in the past if a cvnt lost it's hymen,it was branded as crap and was never heard of again lest in a dutch brothel in antwerpen.

i recently read a sh!tty sh!itfest of a post in the highschool forum that there is a guy.he likes a girl.the girllikes him.THEN the girl goes and sleeps with his best friend to make HIM jealous...he still wants to woo her.....WHAT DA FUQ?

i dont give the time of day to a girl if she is not a virgin, why would you?

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I would overlook a lot of other flaws if I found one. Not bloody likely though. We men have an innate disgust for a woman's sexual past, directly the opposite of how most women feel about ours. TO a woman, a man's lack of experience (or especially his being a virgin) is a bad thing. To us it is the pot of gold.
 

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Moved to general discussion. OP, you're too young to post in MM.
 

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Because virgins are absolute rubbish in bed.

As long as there's a couple day's gap and a decent shower between me and the last guy - don't care.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Cremasta said:
Because virgins are absolute rubbish in bed.

As long as there's a couple day's gap and a decent shower between me and the last guy - don't care.
You have deplorable standards.
 

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switch said:
why?
i see guys going bent over their ass trying to please a girl who is not even a virgin.

a girl can sleep with a million c0cks and STILL there are guys chasing her, wtf is wrong with you?

in the past if a cvnt lost it's hymen,it was branded as crap and was never heard of again lest in a dutch brothel in antwerpen.
And in the past men didnt get laid as much as we do today unless you spent coin in a brothel....

swtch said:
i recently read a sh!tty sh!itfest of a post in the highschool forum that there is a guy.he likes a girl.the girllikes him.THEN the girl goes and sleeps with his best friend to make HIM jealous...he still wants to woo her.....WHAT DA FUQ?
Very predictable. Its hypergamy at its finest. I bet the girl didnt like him at all and he was simply a beta orbiter. She didnt do it to make him jealous. She did it because hes a chump and his friend was able to give her tingles.

switch said:
i dont give the time of day to a girl if she is not a virgin, why would you?
Because im not delusional like yourself. Overwhelming majority of women lose their virginity by 18....so unless you plan on talking to only 15 year olds, Id suggest a mindset shift pronto pal.
 

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TheException said:
Because im not delusional like yourself. Overwhelming majority of women lose their virginity by 18....so unless you plan on talking to only 15 year olds, Id suggest a mindset shift pronto pal.
How is having standards delusional?

Not everyone wants a defiled women.

You have quite the nerve suggesting he change his mindset. If more men had this mindset women wouldn't be walking around like they own the world.
 

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You can wish the world was different, or you can accept it as it is, figure it out, and go own it.

Your choice.
 
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