Why Chasing Women is Better When You're Older

[MDgood]

Just for grins, guys:

1. Older women won't hesitate to have sex with you, because they're already well broken in.
2. Younger women like to be seen with older guys as a status symbol, and this makes you seem studly to other men, even though you may be a tax accountant during the week.
3. You get blown off by a beautiful woman, who cares? Wasn't the first time, won't be the last time! NEXT!
4. Dressing down when going to a bar makes you seem confident, not poor... saves on money for clothes.
5. You're well practiced with the steely-eyed "Who the **** cares?" look
6. Damn, she's hot... hey, her mom's hot, too!
7. You know exactly how much you need to drink to get seriously buzzed and still be able to sound suave to the chick next to you.
8. You've mastered the art of making it seem as if you accidentally happened to pull up next to her at the bar, without making it seem like an obvious come on.
9. Hell, you've even mastered the art of looking interested in whatever the **** she has to say, even though you really don't give a ****, and you're only trying to get into her pants.
10. Spending $40 getting a few girls messed up with you doesn't mean you'll be eating Ramen Noodles for a week.

 

[princelydeeds]

Great Post, I would add you have waaaaay more d!ck control. You can hold out till she cums first cuts down on the apologies.

 

[Donny Brasco]

Well said, I would add that ...
- anything stupid you do or say now pales in comparison to some of the stupid shyt you did and said when you were young (and stupid).

 

[MDgood]

LOL! Good point, princelydeeds... sure beats being 15 and busting a nut in your shorts because you're making out with her.

And yeah, it's like you've already said all the stupid crap you'll ever need to say.

 

[InLawsHateMe]

Excellent Doc... I would like to add...

You look, dress, and smell a lot better than some of the guys your age, and A LOT better than some of the younger ones out there.

Had I known back in the days, what I know now about sex, I could have easily become the father of our country.

 

[KiInCollege]

Originally posted by MDgood
LOL! Good point, princelydeeds... sure beats being 15 and busting a nut in your shorts because you're making out with her.

rofl clap clap! If you don't know how to hold onto your load until she's done, start practicing those apologies now

 

[MDgood]

Had I known back in the days, what I know now about sex, I could have easily become the father of our country.

haha... I have thought that many times myself... if I knew then what I know now about chicks, I would have more paternity suits than I could handle!

 

[princelydeeds]

Originally posted by MDgood
LOL! Good point, princelydeeds... sure beats being 15 and busting a nut in your shorts because you're making out with her.

Oh goodness why did you have to bring that up? I thought I had pushed all those traumatic memories out of my head.

 

[crackhead]

"You can hold out till she cums first"

man, I really really really really look forward to that day

I really do

MAN!

howlong did it take? not judged on how old you are, but on consistent sexual experience???

 

[MDgood]

Oh goodness why did you have to bring that up? I thought I had pushed all those traumatic memories out of my head.

Oh God when you mentioned dyck control, I immediately flashed back to this time I was 16 and in high school French class. I was called up to the board to write out an answer, and when I stood up out of my seat I just had this humungous boner that popped up out of nowhere. I had to stand bent over my desk for almost a minute pretending I was seriously studying my answer until my dyck settled back down!

And then THAT brought back the memory of when I was 15 and seriously making out with this girl, bumping and grinding, and I just shot a wad into my pants! rotfl

Ah, the joys of youth!

Crackhead... that sort of control is brought about by sexual experience, but it doesn't take much experience to do it. Going until she cums first requires that you stay emotionally calm while phucking her. If you get to a point where you're about to ***, stop for a few seconds and let the feeling subside... that can really lets you go for a much longer time... beats me why.

 

[crackhead]

cool mdgood, I've heard that before, but MUST try it now

 

[KiInCollege]

Yeah, just practice...if you get my meaning. I'm lucky to not be too old but still have a lot of experience my way...much thanks to this site, of course.

I'm at the point where I can control it til she cums, then I come at the same time. So I know when she's at the point where she's moaning and screamin that's my cue to blow mine and have us both holdin each other real tight making noise.

They frikking love that.

If early on you do *** too soon, just try for round two right away before she cools down. Not as reliable, though. Remember, like MDgood said, it's ok to take a 1-2 minute break for you to cool off. She'll cool off too, but she'll be trying to *** while you're trying to hold it.

Guys, if you consistently *** without her cumming, I guarantee that she'll find it elsewhere...like with the shower head.

Fuking horrifying, ain't it?

I've got other tips, but I guess this post isn't the place...

 

[STR8UP]

Originally posted by MDgood
10. Spending $40 getting a few girls messed up with you doesn't mean you'll be eating Ramen Noodles for a week.

LOL, so true.

It's funny, my biz partner and I were out the other night. He makes a comment to one of the girls we had just met about how he had gone thru $60 that night. She was shocked and amazed that someone could afford to drop more than $15 on a night out.

I guess it's all a matter of perspective.

 

[crackhead]

"I've got other tips, but I guess this post isn't the place..."

point to said place, for I seek thee knowledge very much indeed

 

[A1SteakSauce]

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