"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Why Asian Girls Like White Guys / Funny Video

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Nighthawk

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Not bad. The chick at the end is cute, it totally should have turned porno at that point.

My gf is asian and I sometimes feel bad for the asian guys who give me that 'thanks for stealing another one of our hotties' look. She would agree with the video that many asian men are too timid to approach, but more that they are too nice and too respectful.

She says it's more part of asian culture for men to see women through the AFC filter, innocent little things with no dirty sexual lust in their pvssies. She didn't actually use those words.

Asian women are guilty of perpetuating that impression with their behaviour - my own gf does the sweet innocent butter-wouldn't-melt-in-her-mouth act perfectly - but a western guy, or at least the smaller portion with any DJ qualities, knows this is a front and acts accordingly.

Even a relatively skill-free white guy is probably used to dealing with asian women less 'politely' and thus increases his chance with the asian hottie.

Also we have bigger c*cks.
 

Lompa

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Indians are smart xD
Seriously, it very true.
 

diplomatic_lies

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I love how every culture/people have this idea of "stealing". I mean, its not just with girls, its the same when folks whine about foreigners steal their jobs, their culture, etc etc.

Its not theft if you didn't take something by force. A white dude didn't force an Asian chick to date him, a Chinese company didn't force an American consumer to buy his products, and so forth.

Its a stupid idea that we're somehow 'entitled' to these things.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Le Parisien

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diplomatic_lies said:
I love how every culture/people have this idea of "stealing". I mean, its not just with girls, its the same when folks whine about foreigners steal their jobs, their culture, etc etc.

Its not theft if you didn't take something by force. A white dude didn't force an Asian chick to date him, a Chinese company didn't force an American consumer to buy his products, and so forth.

Its a stupid idea that we're somehow 'entitled' to these things.
Totally agreed!:up:
 

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Sucks to be an asian guy. There's more guys over there than girls to begin with... and with really small ****s the majority stands no chance. lol

butter-wouldn't-melt-in-her-mouth act
ROFLMAO

That's a good one.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Cash said:
Actually, this is happening everywhere these days:
Germans too small for condoms

In 1996, in order to promote economic and cultural exchange throughout Europe, the European Union decided upon a standard size of condom -- 6.63 inches in length and a range of 1.7 to 2.2 inches in width, to be exact.

According to Focus, a study conducted by the German condom manufacturer Condomi found that the standard European condom fell off of half of the men polled.
I hypothesize this is happening for several possible reasons:

1) Men are lying on penis size surveys and skewing the "average" size up for condom manufacturers
2) "Vanity sizing" - manufacturers are supersizing condoms to feed insecure egos
3) Due to mass exposure to environmental estrogen and xenoestrogen pollutants now - our willies have all collectively shrunk (as well as metrosexuality and the need for Viagra risen).
 

diplomatic_lies

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wayword said:
3) Due to mass exposure to environmental estrogen and xenoestrogen pollutants now - our willies have all collectively shrunk (as well as metrosexuality and the need for Viagra risen).
What happened to the old days when everyone just blamed the jews for all their problems? Now we've got these bizarre new scapegoats, I can't keep track!
 
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