"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Why arranged marriage is better...

princess_124

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1. Men don't have to worry about rejection
2. Statistically, they last longer
3. It keeps marriage less boring. One of the reasons why westerners get divorced so quick is because they get bored...well, if they get arranged marriage, they will take time to get to know each other, and of course, love blossoms every time!

I know that most people are thinking that this is an Indian/Muslim/Japanese/African tradition, but it's not true...Love marriage is a very new way of getting married, and obviously, they end up failing! Europe and other western countries have also been practicing for centuries! What do u guys think?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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sylvester the cat

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how about no marriage?

all the great books when talking about marriage are not talking about the union of animal man and woman but spiritual man/woman. reason/emotions.

the world might be such a better place if this fundamental tenet was understood.
 

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sylvester the cat said:
how about no marriage?

all the great books when talking about marriage are not talking about the union of animal man and woman but spiritual man/woman. mind/body.

the world might be such a better place if this fundamental tenet was understood.
Uhh....no anti-marriage trolls allowed please. Why don't you like marriage? Are you planning to grow old and die alone?
 

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Here's my main issue with an arranged marriage: What if she happens to be an ugly feminazi war pig? If I'm stuck with that, then I'd be forced to take the only way out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXZhYJcXh2I

I'd rather take my chances with picking a bride.
 

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princess_124 said:
Uhh....no anti-marriage trolls allowed please. Why don't you like marriage? Are you planning to grow old and die alone?


I am already married. Male reason with female emotion. A blissful divine union that frees me from this hell on earth. This is what marriage is all about.

How does saying a few lines to some girl in church bring me closer to God? It doesn't.

i'm never alone when im at peace.

im going to watch sleepy hollow now.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Peaks&Valleys said:
Here's my main issue with an arranged marriage: What if she happens to be an ugly feminazi war pig? If I'm stuck with that, then I'd be forced to take the only way out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXZhYJcXh2I

I'd rather take my chances with picking a bride.
No! Your mixing up arranged marriage with forced marriage. Parents have wisdom and experience of the world and they know what's good for their kids. But still, they don't force you to marry if you don't like them. The kids do have a saying in the marriage....but the parents suggest the partners.
 

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It won't work for white, black or Hispanic people
 

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How about someone arranged you to get blasted in the a$$ by a huge guy with an oversize penis? Because then he won't have to worry about finding someone who wanted and to not get jailed for rape. It's probably less boring as well, think of the excitement of being completely powerless to who gets to fvck you. I'm sure you'll love it eventually :crackup:

How about you being on the other side? Now how about you was set up with a fugly that nobody would fvck in a lifetime, you'll love her eventually though right? Would never be bored exploring her cracks for yesterdays snacks. Of course this would last forever, because you don't have a choice and nobody on the planet would steal her from you.

Arranged marriage is for pvssies and losers.
 
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