"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Why aren't girls funny?

Warboss Alex

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That's one of the many reasons I love my missus. She never tried to do the whole sultry, demure, sexy thing with me, and she was always game to do something crazy, or hilarious. Even laughing at her own expense, which I find VERY rare in anyone these days..

Whenever we just chill out on the couch or in front of a movie, we end up rolling about with laughter half the time. And the other half, we're rolling about for anotehr reason.

And by not trying to be sexy, she seemed even sexier. Which is pretty sexy indeed. :D
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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People only develope some personality traits out of necessity. Hence, this is why some guys develope a sense of humor simply as a defense mechanism.

Most women don't have the need to fully develope a sense of humor b/c it really doesn't play a large role in attracting men like other personality traits do. They instead focus their time developing other personality traits that will attract men (flirting, posture, etc.).
 

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Warboss Alex said:
That's one of the many reasons I love my missus. She never tried to do the whole sultry, demure, sexy thing with me, and she was always game to do something crazy, or hilarious. Even laughing at her own expense, which I find VERY rare in anyone these days..

Whenever we just chill out on the couch or in front of a movie, we end up rolling about with laughter half the time. And the other half, we're rolling about for anotehr reason.

And by not trying to be sexy, she seemed even sexier. Which is pretty sexy indeed. :D
Seeing you outside the the fitness forum sorta feels like partying with by bjj training parters for the first time. lol.
 

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Wow, I've always thought that, and thought I was sexist for never laughing at female comedians.​

I've found a few girls funny, but they would be very corny by male standards. Girls in general are pretty boring if you think about it. A lot of girls like to hang out with 'the guys' once in a while when they're bored because of the fun we provide....​
 

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self consciousness, social conditioning, fear of offending people, fear of appearing a b!tch.

I think it has a lot to do with dominance and decision making. If the guy is quick witted enough to think of a clever humorous comment, then he's obviously not retarded and he obviously should be a decisive person in all areas. To women humor = intelligence.

But it doesnt say much because humor is measured by those that find it appealing. Whether it may be friends or a girl that laughs cause she digs you.

It has a lot to do with the separate communication barriers between women and women vs men and men. Women communicate like drones, they go into every little detail of their boring day, down to what they had for lunch.

Guys on the other hand are natural born leaders for the reason they can pull in crowds - they can tell stories by being convincing even with a hint of exaggeration, they can charm people (women), they can exite people, they can make them laugh or cry.

How often do you see women do that? being the center of attention in a room...with the exception of an all-woman man hating group.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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i think lesbos are funny, but maybe because they like the same sex as we do. i started a new job and to my surprise my trainer was a cute 9 lesbo. we talked about how foolish are women were and this chicks sense of humor was of the scale. she wasn't a manhater like some of the lesbos out there. but i think lesbians are really funny. i agree that hot chicks aren't funny at all.
 

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ditto

all the preassure is on the guys to be funny

and women are all, "like,... you know.. whatever, Shut up~"
 

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im glad they are not funny.

I would hate to be sarging a chick who could crack people up as much as me.

damn.
 

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Ugly duckling syndrome.

Hot chicks don't need to develop a real personality because they are able to get a **** whenever they want. Chicks that lack in the looks department are forced to develop a charming personality in order to get a ****.

Now the clue lies in finding a chick that was 'ugly' when she grew up (particular in HS) so she was forced to develop a charming personality.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Also, they can't catch and they run funny.

And a lot of them are pretty shaky on the whole left/right business.
 

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this topic makes me insecure about being funny.

i'm notorious for my wit and am naturally funny. But I still can't help but wonder if I didn't develop some humor to compensate for people not liking me otherwise.

oh well, I think everyone compensates for something in some way..
 
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skip2mylou781 said:
GUYS a girl's sense of humor is dependant on how cute she looks when she laughs at all the guy's jokes, and how much she laughs, and how cute her laugh is

girl sense of humor - ability to laugh well
guy sense of humor - ability to make people laugh well
This is true!!!!

It has nothing to do with "a woman's self-consciousness" as being the reason for woman's lack of humor -- it has to do with the different natures of men and women!! We are complementary natures - one is the sender of humor and wit (men) the other is the receiver (women) of our humor!!!!!! Study the nature of beings and of things and you'll understand!!!
 

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Nighthawk said:
Also, they can't catch and they run funny.
god that is ANNOYING..

Girls who cant throw, piss me off.


Females are good for 1 thing and 1 thing only. Keeping men sexually happy... And even then.. they screw up...
 

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Warboss Alex said:
That's one of the many reasons I love my missus. She never tried to do the whole sultry, demure, sexy thing with me, and she was always game to do something crazy, or hilarious. Even laughing at her own expense, which I find VERY rare in anyone these days..

Whenever we just chill out on the couch or in front of a movie, we end up rolling about with laughter half the time. And the other half, we're rolling about for anotehr reason.

And by not trying to be sexy, she seemed even sexier. Which is pretty sexy indeed. :D
READ and weep losers, god what dumb retarded fvckups got laid that you people popped out ??? Chicks arnt funny ............. wtf is wrong with you people aye ??? They do the most stupis random crazy sh!t ever and its funny as hell. They talk crap which is totally irrelevent to what you and her were talkin about and you crack up as its ammusing.

You people must have serious mental issues if you find chicks boring, maybe you should try look at them instead of some lame sex object but as a person then you might get along with many more of them and find them very funny to hang out with.

All you women haters have really deep seeded issues against women in general and find stupid fvcked up flaws just to make yourselfs feel better, stop hating them and just learn to socialize and deal with them on a person to person level.

And whats with the cant throw or run thing, ever dated a chick that was into sports .......... oh wait you losers feel intimitaded by chicks that might be better then you at something. You guys must date all the poser loser chicks that wanna be paris hilton or some crap.

Stop making excuses stop complaining and just go out there and talk to them something bothers you move the fvck on dont come back here whinging like a bunch of old women who got their panties in a bunch, fvcken pooftas.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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^ ^ True that. I find girls to be quite humorous, but maybe that is because my humor is still in watching Disney movies and stuff like that.

I find a lot of girls still funny. Sorry guys, but stop being so mysiogist.

comic_relief
 

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Let me state for the record, I've known and dated some very witty women. But men are still, on the whole, funnier.

Humour often needs a victim to work. Cruel and mean is funny. If a woman uses humour like this she risks being called a *****. Most female stand-ups have to play the ***** to get laughs, because it's less socially acceptable to be pointing and laughing if you're a 'good girl.'

Thus they rarely get enough practice in to develop beyond the 'it's funny because she got caught by her boss' level of humour you see in chick-flicks or Friends.

Go to any women's website and see what passes for amusing. A story about a kitten in a toilet or something. Hilarious.
 

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I find girls to be funny, but not in the sense that they make jokes or do stupid tricks or anything.

Girls are funny when I tease them and they try to stand up to me. Girls are funny when I flirt with them and they blush. Girls are funny when they mess up their perfect composure.

I guess I'm talking about a different kind of funny than you guys...
 
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