“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Why aren't girls funny?

spesmilitis

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Most of the really funny people i've met in my life are guys. Most of the really funny comedians are guys (jon steward, dave chappelle, will feral, jackblack, ect.). However, there is very few funny girls. Sure, they'll crack a few jokes here and there, but i've met very few that are funny.

Why is that? Is it sexism? Is is feminism?

It seems girls are too shy or too afraid or something to be hillarious. They seem to be too concerned with acting perfect and respectible. But even out of those who are not afraid to make an ass out themselves, most of the super hillarious people I've met are guys.

Who are some really funny girls in the media? I can name sarah silvermen, samantha bee (who is not a funny as rob cordery,ed helm, steve colbert), and the rest of the snl girls.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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women generally aren't funny to be honest

there are two types of people who find women funny;

other women and men interested in getting in their pants

im just laying down the facts
 

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girls have horrible senses of humor. I find sitcoms like "Friends" at blame.
 

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I must agree with this as well; the typical woman's humor is about on par with that of small children.
 

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being hillarious is one of my qualifications for being a dream girl.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Alot of being witty or funny comes from a male mentality. I think guys in general are more fun than women. Girls are afraid of being goofy of laughing at themselves (which is critical to being funny and one of the first things they teach in theatrical comedy) Watch Jackass. Those guys aren't at all afraid to laugh at themselves.... but could you really see girls getting together, putting away their egos, forgetting what anyone thought, and just simply having fun?

:)
 

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One word bro. Self-consciousness. Wait, that's a compound word...whatever.
 

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I generally find girls boring and they will say this "Yeah, I'm really boring though."

Sometimes, they will be funny but most of the time they are just boring or completely unfunny.

Social Conditioning and being a social robot is to blame. Most women have always had whatever they want given to them. Most funny people have had to work for something or done something that is admirable. Look at Robin Williams, he had a fvcked up life and had to get away from being an alcoholic. He is the funniest man ALIVE.

comic_relief
 

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Some of his later works haven't been that great.
 

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BluEyes said:
One word bro. Self-consciousness. Wait, that's a compound word...whatever.
Yeah you're right. I noticed that there are girls that are funny, but usually they only hang out with guys and have no girl friends or they are low in status in their peer group.

What a shame.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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attractive women are not funny because they don't need to be.

on the other hand, you will find that there are a lot of UNATTRACTIVE women with a pretty good sense of humor. this is along the same lines as the funny fat guy.

look at comedians too - most of them are not the "alphas" of society... and most of their comedy derives from their experience as being outcast and ostracized.

there's some psych stuff that says that a sense of humor is a COMPENSATORY measure people adopt when they see that they are not otherwise getting the love, attention, etc. that they want.

attractive girls were never in want of such things so they never developed it.

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guys, i have a thread about this, it is titled "women are not funny, use this to your advantage"........and its true, they ARE NOT funny the least bit

IN FACT

a girl's sense of humor consists of her laughing at all the jokes that the guy makes.......and the better she laughs, then the better her "sense" of humor is

the guy basically HAS to carry the humor, otherwise the girl, the hypocrite that is the girl, SHE will say that HE is boring

its ****ed up i know
 

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Most of the funny female comics are lesbians. An interesting observation...
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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well you must not be very funny
 

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GUYS a girl's sense of humor is dependant on how cute she looks when she laughs at all the guy's jokes, and how much she laughs, and how cute her laugh is

girl sense of humor - ability to laugh well
guy sense of humor - ability to make people laugh well
 

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I don't think women see being "funny" with being "sexy." I mean for themselves - sure they like guys who are funny, but women are trying to be "sexy" to guys and this means being demure for them.

It's too bad, 'cause I like funny women, as long as they're attractive too. LOL. Think about some of the funniest women in the past, I mean Lucille Ball? Funny, but to me not attractive at all. Ellen Degeneres? Funny but not attractive. The Friends girls I always thought were a bunch of dumb *****es and I never like that show anyway 'cause the guys in there were a bunch of whiny chumps. Elaine from Seinfeld? Pretty funny but not my type.

The only funny woman or comedian I've ever thought was hot was Tracy Ullman. There was just something about her that got to me. I thought she was sexy.


- Invisible Man
 

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I find that if I've been going out with a girl for a while--like over a month or so--she actually starts to develop a sense of humour around me and cracks some jokes. One of the standards I have with girls is that they have to be a bit of a challenge. Usually girls that aren't so caught up by you, can throw some humour back at ya. It's pretty cool when they do and a major turn on.

Aside from this, all girls are not funny at all. To reiterate, this is from the chronic psychological Fear that females have, and Self-consiousness. i'll ask my girlfriend this week about why chicks aren't funny, and post it.
 

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You guys must attract some really boring women. Granted, women in general are definitely not as funny as guys and the vast majority of great comediens are men, but I've known a handful of girls who can (sometimes) be funny enough to make me laugh.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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