"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I think of it as a library card. You go to the library, get movies and books and CD's and everything else for free, use the information however u like and it's all free. Now you do have to return it, but with books it's really not the same as music. You can read the book, get the information in your brain forever, all for free, even though if you bought the book you could pay a pretty penny for one.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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well THATS NOT JUSTIFIED TO PARADOX, SPLAT. ur a STEALING STEALER and ULL ROT IN HELL WITH THE REST OF US
 

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piranha45 said:
well THATS NOT JUSTIFIED TO PARADOX, SPLAT. ur a STEALING STEALER and ULL ROT IN HELL WITH THE REST OF US
Go easy Piranha45, I don't make the rules. I did not declare "Thou shalt not steal." I was not around when Hammurabi set up a code of laws. Society says that if you are stealing then you are a thief.
 

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TheSplat said:
I think of it as a library card. You go to the library, get movies and books and CD's and everything else for free, use the information however u like and it's all free. Now you do have to return it, but with books it's really not the same as music. You can read the book, get the information in your brain forever, all for free, even though if you bought the book you could pay a pretty penny for one.
You are stealing. You try to justify it to make yourself feel better about stealing.
 

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Library books are not free. They're bought with tax dollars. Same thing with music CDs and movie DVD's from the library. It's OK to borrow a purchased copy of the media, but if you make copies from it, then that does cross the line into stealing the media, or copyright infringement, which is a form of stealing.

Whether stealing is wrong in this situation or just how wrong copyright infringement is notwithstanding, how many ways are some people going to argue Copyright infringement isn't a form of stealing? On top of being thieves, you guys are liars too :D . j/k
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Sorry TheSplat, sometimes I get a little overzealous.

I'm sure you still have a shot at making Purgatory.
 

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Paradox said:
Go easy Piranha45, I don't make the rules. I did not declare "Thou shalt not steal." I was not around when Hammurabi set up a code of laws. Society says that if you are stealing then you are a thief.
But if you steal millions you're a politician.

Get real.
 

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politicians are often re-elected, though; society must think otherwise.
 

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Alle_Gory said:
But if you steal millions you're a politician.

Get real.
I realize you are trying to redirect. This thread is about Music, ebook and movie theft not about politicians
 
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