"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Why are you here on Sunday?

chuchu

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Suppose to be on a date today. She doesn't pick up the phone, doesn't call back, and my other girls are still hanging over from the club this morning. So absolutely no back up date for todaỵ

Didn't know she was a psycho :eek:

Why are you guys here? Let's get out of here.

I'm going to get myself some new clothes, grocery for next week, a hair cut, visit the guys, and some numbers.


Good luck fellas!
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Trend

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I hung out with a chick today and was getting **** blocked by her friend so I said I had to go. lol
 

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I'm on a break from work (could be called back out anytime now..)

And...probably nothing later, seeing how I screwed today up (see WIP)
 

Serialized3

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Went to the shooting range today, took a girl. Good ol' fashioned american fun. The right to bear arms, and arm bears, and all that stuff.
 

chuchu

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Working hard on Sunday huh Docs?

Trends: This one's for you buddy The cooooock blocker!

I got a raquet ball date comming up this week. I was thinking, the only way I can do some hardcore kino is if one of us is way better than the other. If she is too good then I might as well let her show me how to swing the raquet. Then maybe I can invite her over to have dinner for teaching me how to swing. And then....:yes:

I hope not to see you guys here on Sunday anymore!

chuchu
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

Obsidian

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damn, chuchu

I really hate disrespectful/dishonest b1tches like you one you were dealing with. That sucks.
 
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