"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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whts going on and wht should i do

stuckintranquillity

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last year i was going out with this
girl rite but she never called me but this
other girl would always called and i started
geting feelings for the here and we were
gonna go out she told me shed say yes but i never
got to breaking up with the other girl so the
other chick stoped calling me ....well like lik in
august i broke up with my x gf and from bout
sept-nov the other girl started claling em on and
off then form dec to sum time in feb she called
me constantly and now shes just calling me on and
off now she has a bf rite and last nite and 3
days ago when i was talking to her she acdently
called me by her bfs name :| wtf???....and this
one time sum dumbass frend of mine had asked
her if shed ever go out with me and said eww r sum
**** like tht and today i saw her and i just need
you to tell me whts going on plzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Supero Masculus

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What's going on huh? you really wanna know? do you really? Well i'll tell you. Nothing. That's right nothing. You are not taking charge. Thus you are not being the man. So be the man, and take charge of this situation and bend it how ever you want it to be.
 

Jerky Boi

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Man, that kinda hurt my eyes. My english teacher would have torn that up. Haha, there's nothing going on. She accidentally called you her bfs name..hmm you know what that means. She's not thinking about you obviously. Hope that answers your question :eek:
 

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I can't take this anymore...
I don't remember who said this but...

"English mother****er, speak it?"
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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