?????????????!!!!whose the biggest pimp??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hot stuff]

ive got a challenge for you lads!i no that about 50% of you guys here are ugly ****lings, computer nerds and generally afc's but this is to THE REST OF YOU GUYS LIKE ME!who are smooth criminals!

got a challenge for all of you who are like me!i want to know can pull the most woman in the one nite and what your best number is?!report back!

another one...what is you max amount of girls you have been going out with at the one time!??mine is 6!which is pretty impressive!

BY THE WAY!A GIRL WHO IS UGLY DOESNT COUNT AS A GIRL!THEY COUNT AS A MAN AND THEREFORE YOU LOOSE MINUS POINTS!! LOOSE MINUS POINTS I SAY!

you can also rate the girls when you are reporting back:
HB= HOT BABE(obviously) followed by rating between one and 10
UG= UGLY ***** (This is where you loose minus points and is generallY any girl who is fat, spotty and generally unattractive!BTW FOR ANY AFCS WHO HAVE NO EXPERIENCE..IF YOU GO DOWN AND FEEL A BIG HARD PENIS THEN YOU HAVE PULLED A TRANSVESTITE! PLLEASE SHOOT YOURSELF! THAT MEANS YOU DREAMX!!LOL

good luck peeps

 

[Docs]

What....the hell?

Not only is this a pretty crappy idea, but only a really dim-lighted person would have a Ugly Girl, let alone finding out way too late she's a man-*****.

Nice to know you rotate 6 girls, but I'll assure you someone has you beat. I don't, I'm too nice

 

[Gubby]

?????????????!!!!who cares??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry, couldn't resist... heheh... but, some advice; secure people don't give a damn how they compare to others... (hint: being secure is good)

 

[flippinfreak]

going out with, being F-Buddies with, or having a booty call agreement with?

Going out, My number is a big fat zero, got that right, I've never gone steady with a girl. I've never met one that I felt comfortable with enough to have any sort of agreement on what we should act like around eachother.... I prefer to be able to kiss her goodbye, and slap another girl on the ass without her feeling used.

FBuddy's My highest is 7. I had 4 living in the same house at one time. I've also gone out with twins at the same time.

Booty calls? Judging from the way you write, you can't count how many I have.

 

[comic_relief]

:kick: me kicking you in the @$$.

I got you beat. I rotate seventeen women a week. Three of the more well known women that I have are Gauge, Tera Patrick, and Vivian Silverstone. I had Britney Spears and she is the reason for having a kid.

I use my huge biceps to put chuck Norris to shame and women just crawl begging me to fvck them.

All men want to be me. I have 16 doctorites and am also owner of Exxon and Mobile.

Jesus has a WWCRD?

That is just done on a Tuesday afternoon. Bow to my superior intellect beyotch

:flowers: :rockon: :trouble:

comic_relief

 

[Docs]

Britney Spears is not hot. I can't believe you sunk that low comic! Eww!
It's all about me and Miss Aniston :woo:

 

[comic_relief]

that was only a dry spell Doc. Sometimes I needed to tap something to get hte juices flowing. Now I'm getting my own personal cheerleading squad
:cheer: :cheer: :cheer:

Dude I had Anniston like four months ago. You can have my table scraps. I'm now working on bigger fish that must be fried like the hot chick off of Ghost Whisperer (I'm so busy I don't have time to remember their names because they mean sh!t to me) :trouble:

God I love my life.

comic_relief

 

[Docs]

Table scraps!

I rotate her along with about 8 other girls, she's just crumbs!!

 

[comic_relief]

Table scraps!

I rotate her along with about 8 other girls, she's just crumbs!!

you got nothing on me. I usually go out and get a 15-some of all females going on back at my house after coming hoem from the Playboy mansion.

Women just wish that they could deal with my 29 inchish **** (I haven't measured it since I hit puberty but I know that the women that jack me off is a always having a problem and deepthroating me is like putting a woman on life support).

You got nothing on me Docs. Just give it up.

comic_relief

 

[Docs]

Hey, I'm happy with 8, you're happy with 15. Different strokes for different folks

 

[comic_relief]

Hey, I'm happy with 8, you're happy with 15. Different strokes for different folks

gotta keep it fresh every 45 minutes. You only wished that you could keep up with my fvck like bunny mindset. I'm in top physical condition.

comic_relief

 

[Docs]

I have to sleep lots, sleep is a important part of my day you know! I need my alone time to cope with the stresses of sex! I think about my little testies, and I tell them to work hard, make lots of good products!

 

[TheVirtualMind]

Umm...

Hmmm....

Well....

Perhpas...

Yeah, this is closed faster than a McDonald's in a Weight Watchers club.