"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Who's your favorite SS Trollololols?

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My favorite SS trolls are:

Dr. Beard (Search for his posts and threads. lmao)

Bjerte (Hilarious stories)

GSPSheilds (tried his best to really fck with posters. He knows what I'm talking about. FAIL)

GUNdra AKA Goundra AKA TwenteeCent AKA WhiteBoy/ "Fight-boy"

SauSageProduct AKA Bellesing/BallSac- I see you you funny fvcker!

PureFilth- Previous POF Forums co-trollololer.

Burroughs the MRA Bot. Mofo reminds me of a few friends I know!

Packers AKA "Whackers"- Still here. Still complaining. Still "listening". Still Whacking.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Now now, they may be trolls, but let's show some love for the babes.
SauSage Product especially.
 
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