"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Who's the biggest DJ!!?

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Originally posted by whyshy
Who do you guys think is the biggest DJ on this site? And who do you think is a good role model as a DJ?

I saw Flava flav, and he's got some DJ qualities in that he doesn't take crap from anyone. He was with this one girl at the club, but she was talking and flirting with a bunch of guys. Flav is not an AFC, so what does he do? He talks and flirts with other girls.

When she confronted him, she SLAPED him. You know what Flava Flav did? He slaped that bit*h back. <--- I think this was a good move, shows that you are the one in control. What do you guys think? O and by the way, that girl loved Flava Flav!!:D

jesus everyone's talking about how tight Flava Flav is and I hadn't heard of him unitl yesterday. Then again, I listen to different music than that and don't watch MTV because they don't show music videos anymore.

Personally I thought that some of the things the black guy (i dont remember his name) in Fourty Year Virgin the movie was cool. Go see that guys. And most DJ person on our site? No one knows. God if you go see some of the pics in of the people in that one thread you would want to stop taking advice from people here. And I know looks don't mean much. But some of them are extreme...


AC does rock by the way ;)...except for this high leather boots hahahahahaha which i do love by the way.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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9) Casino
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11) Pook (great posts, but takes so long to get to the point)

...5493) h2o
 

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#127 but rising fast h2o ;)

theres probably about 20 more but I would have to see them post to remember their names

i got respect for anyone going out there and trying

win or lose


Lost In Translation :D

**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**
 

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Originally posted by whyshy
Who do you guys think is the biggest DJ on this site? And who do you think is a good role model as a DJ?

I saw Flava flav, and he's got some DJ qualities in that he doesn't take crap from anyone. He was with this one girl at the club, but she was talking and flirting with a bunch of guys. Flav is not an AFC, so what does he do? He talks and flirts with other girls.

When she confronted him, she SLAPED him. You know what Flava Flav did? He slaped that bit*h back. <--- I think this was a good move, shows that you are the one in control. What do you guys think? O and by the way, that girl loved Flava Flav!!:D
biggest in height or weight
i think id be the former and a runner up for the latter.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Best posters, in no order...

A-Unit
Player Supreme
Mr. Fingers
Pook
Adonis
Krassus
Tesuque Red

Of all the above, I have only met Fingers in real life, and yes, he does live up to the hype... a lot more low-key and laidback than you would expect, but a true pimp nonetheless.
 

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What screenname does Allen Thompson use? AND how did Allen know all this stuff and what made him want to make a site?
 

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Originally posted by syncmaster
Wydlfire
Lorenzo
Centurion
Pook
Challenge Guy
Nine Breaker
Giovanni Cassanova
Deagleclaw
Adonis
Pimpologist
... me :D
Deagleclaw was the first person I posted back and forth with back when I first joined this site. He's always been one of my favorite posters. Last I remember he had a girlfriend he was living with and he just sort of disappeared.

A few of my other favorites (just good guys who I respected a lot): Drew, Neanderthal Supersoldier, cyclonus (sp?), the crazy Pakistani (always forget his screen name now...began with an A), tricky nick aka SexPDX and SirChancealot (a grouchy bugger who has had similar experiences as my own).

And of course syncmaster, back when he was just a pup in highschool...
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Hey I still talk to Drew every now and again. He's on my msn list!!. I completley forgot about NSS and SirChancelot. Too bad none of these guys will ever know them eh wyld. :) - thanks for the compliment btw - i remember being a "pup" but now i'm all grown up. Not meant to rhyme btw. :D
 

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Originally posted by syncmaster
Hey I still talk to Drew every now and again. He's on my msn list!!. I completley forgot about NSS and SirChancelot. Too bad none of these guys will ever know them eh wyld. :) - thanks for the compliment btw - i remember being a "pup" but now i'm all grown up. Not meant to rhyme btw. :D
NSS had a hellacious crush on me. He was such a chat troll...raising all kinds of hell in the chat room I got Allen to add. Drew will always be my biotch...make sure you tell him I said so when you talk to him. :D Chance I haven't heard from in quite some time. Last I heard from him he was doing well, even if still a cynical old b@stard. Tricky Nick (SexPDX) stops in every now and again, but it's seldom. I really miss the sense of family there used to be here with all the old timers. I think the chat room played a big part in that. If only NSS hadn't been so naughty. :p
 

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Dont you have a kid wyld?

EDIT: I brought this post back to the top, to show you guys what ........... well just scroll up to what i said on the 2nd page!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Originally posted by Wyldfire
NSS had a hellacious crush on me. He was such a chat troll...raising all kinds of hell in the chat room I got Allen to add. Drew will always be my biotch...make sure you tell him I said so when you talk to him. :D Chance I haven't heard from in quite some time. Last I heard from him he was doing well, even if still a cynical old b@stard. Tricky Nick (SexPDX) stops in every now and again, but it's seldom. I really miss the sense of family there used to be here with all the old timers. I think the chat room played a big part in that. If only NSS hadn't been so naughty. :p
Can you get a chat room back up again? I'd really love to get into one & talk in real time...
 

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how the fukk can you tell somebody is a DJ just because he sounds like he knows like he's talking about? We're all digital, except for the few DJ's on this site who have met in real life.

For all you know, most of these guys, myself included, could be
wimpy, nerdy stars wars geeks who simply replaced Dungeons and Dragons with sosuave.com

This is a stupid post.
 

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Originally posted by RaWBLooD
if wyldfire is a chick then cant be a dj
Of course I can be...
 

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Originally posted by whyshy
Dont you have a kid wyld?

EDIT: I brought this post back to the top, to show you guys what ........... well just scroll up to what i said on the 2nd page!
I have 4 children, was married ten years and am likely old enough to be your mother.
 

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Originally posted by syncmaster
Can you get a chat room back up again? I'd really love to get into one & talk in real time...
There's an IRC chat up but no one uses it. That java chat we had was the best chat room ever with all those sound emotes. I don't think Allen will put it up again. I wish he would, but it's unlikely. If anyone else wants to pay for it, it was a RaiderChat chatroom.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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