"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Who's the biggest DJ!!?

Anomalous

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Who do you guys think is the biggest DJ on this site? And who do you think is a good role model as a DJ?

I saw Flava flav, and he's got some DJ qualities in that he doesn't take crap from anyone. He was with this one girl at the club, but she was talking and flirting with a bunch of guys. Flav is not an AFC, so what does he do? He talks and flirts with other girls.

When she confronted him, she SLAPED him. You know what Flava Flav did? He slaped that bit*h back. <--- I think this was a good move, shows that you are the one in control. What do you guys think? O and by the way, that girl loved Flava Flav!!:D
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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check_mate_kid_uk

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smooth player 056 :rolleyes:
 

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A gossip is one who talks to you about others

Yea, i guess its a gossip!:cool:
 

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smooth=pimp hahahahahahahah well maybe idk doesnt look like much of a role model to me! bringing all the other djs down~!
 

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whyshy, buddy, just stop posting new topics if they aren't going to help anyone. As for a role model, smooth player 056 by far.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Saucehead by far, this guy is a genious.

Kind of wondering whats up with some of these threads though, are they really necessary?
 

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yehh smoooth pimp is..hes the only one that posts field test..so im guessing hes th e only one who puts the info to work?
 

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If you're looking for inspiration in the High School Forum, I'd say do a search on Smooth as Anything, Brazilian_Blues_Boy, The Antichrist_Star, or Likretsam.
 

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Well some of my personal favorite posters are:

dannowillbookem, though he stopped posting.

soniq_red, he's cool. Good DJing personality.

smeagol, he is the pimp, with a desire for some pimpin jewlrey, that turns you invisible.

toddc, I think that's his name.

Anyone that I brought here. lol. Sorry to say I have been helpin some people out, because that's what I do.

Smooth's got an ego, lol. Too much into the techniques IMO.

I actually think I am one of the better, even though I am pretty patient, it depends on what you think a DJ is.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Originally posted by October
If you're looking for inspiration in the High School Forum, I'd say do a search on Smooth as Anything, Brazilian_Blues_Boy, The Antichrist_Star, or Likretsam.
^ He's got the right idea...

Though... I'm probably bias because not only did he mention my name, he also mentioned a few of my favorite posters (all of whom, appropriately, have horrendous egos... including myself).

:cool:

AS
 

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Allen Thompson, the creator of Sosuave, I think, and some other stuff. He's probaly the greatest. lol. We are all good in our own ways.
 

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AC/DC:D

The AntiChrist_Star
Brazilian_BLues_Boy
Anthony (KinoOI, TonyThe TigerOI, RedBlueOI, Lorenzo)
Smooth as Anything
 

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My vote would go for sebastian(ac/dc), anthony(tonythetigerOI), likretsam, or Pook.

But since Sebastian voted for himself, I think I'm gonna retract that.

I guess I'll move this to AE and let them decide on what to do with it.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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I've met some good advice givers on this site who suck at picking up girls in real life.
 

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1. Senor Fingers
2. Pook
3. Tyler Durden
4. Gunwitch
5. Photo1
6. Dr. Beard.........:crackup:
 

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Yes...I agree...just because you give great advice doesnt mean you can pick up girls....take that advice lady on TV...she gives amazing advice on relationships...but HER own relationship is all f-ed up and shes getting a divorce

We all know basically the techniques needed to get girls...some just have the balls to go for it

smooth
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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