"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Who's the best MMA fighter?

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My ranking is this...

1. Fedor Emelianko 25-1 (Knows how to strike and submit/grapple. He's also in shape and is the best pound for pound fighter. No offense but he could kick everyone's ass in UFC, K-1 and Pride)

2. Mirko Crocop (Only Pride fighter who has chance of beating fedor cuz he has nasty kicks.)

3. Chuck Liddell or Mauricio "Shogun" Rua
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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K-1 is similar to Pride only differance is there's no submission and ground fighting. Obviously u haven't seen Fedor's striking ability he still would kick everyone's ass. BTW if aren't gonna contribute to the thread go F*CK a goat p*ssy.
 

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I don't think Fedor would dominate under K-1 rules. Cro Cop didn't dominate (23-7 record) and he's a better overall striker than Fedor.

However, there is a difference in striking with K-1 (no takedowns) and Pride.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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you better not, its rude lewd and just plain mean.
 

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Yeah right I like frank shamrock in his class and cro crop is a badass :)
 

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Phoenix_of_the_ashes said:
This is a stupid thread and your an idiot if you think that Fedor could beat any K1 fighter under K1 rules.

You are a dumb ****
 

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CCKazi007 said:
K-1 is similar to Pride only differance is there's no submission and ground fighting. Obviously u haven't seen Fedor's striking ability he still would kick everyone's ass. BTW if aren't gonna contribute to the thread go F*CK a goat p*ssy.
Excuse me when I say that you obviously have no idea what your talking about. K1 is a different sport with different rules and Fedor is a strong striker, but his tachnique lacks the refinement and finess to be succesfull in K1. There is no GnP in K1.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Fedor, hands down. Then he'd go feed some ducks.
 

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geez, he feeds ducks, too?!
 

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HEAVYWEIGHT DIVISION (over 205 pounds)

#1 Heavyweight Fighter in the World: Fedor Emelianenko

2. Mirko Cro Cop

3. Josh Barnett

4. Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira

5. Tim Sylvia

6. Andrei Arlovski

7. Aleksander Emelianenko

8. Fabricio Werdum

9. Mark Hunt

10. Sergei Kharitonov

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LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT DIVISION (205-pound limit)

#1 Light Heavyweight Fighter in the World: Chuck Liddell

2. Mauricio "Shogun" Rua

3. Wanderlei Silva

4. Ricardo Arona

5. Antonio Rogerio Nogueira

6. Renato "Babalu" Sobral

7. Tito Ortiz

8. Quinton Jackson

9. Alistair Overeem

10. Kazuhiro Nakamura

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MIDDLEWEIGHT DIVISION (185-pound limit)

#1 Middleweight Fighter in the World: Matt Lindland

2. Anderson Silva

3. Paulo Filho

4. Kazuo Misaki

5. Rich Franklin

6. Denis Kang

7. Dan Henderson

8. Nathan Marquardt

9. Jeremy Horn

10. Amar Suloev

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WELTERWEIGHT DIVISION (170-pound limit)

#1 Welterweight Fighter in the World: Matt Hughes

2. Georges St. Pierre

3. BJ Penn

4. Diego Sanchez

5. Karo Parisyan

6. Jake Shields

7. Jon Fitch

8. Akira Kikuchi

9. Nick Diaz

10. Josh Koscheck

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LIGHTWEIGHT DIVISION (160 pounds and lower)

#1 Lightweight Fighter in the World: Takanori Gomi

2. Hayato Sakurai

3. Tatsuya Kawajiri

4. Joachim Hansen

5. Norifumi "Kid" Yamamoto

6. Vitor "Shaolin" Ribeiro

7. Mitsuhiro Ishida

8. Marcus Aurelio

9. Sean Sherk

10. Gilbert Melendez
 

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have you notice that almost every lightweight fighter comes from far east?;)
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Actually light weight is dominated by Japanese / Asians because it's their natural frame so they don't have to adjust mutch for the competition. They also train like crazy, I know cuz I used to do Japanese baseball where they hit you with bats if you made a error or let the team down.
 

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CCKazi007 said:
Actually light weight is dominated by Japanese / Asians because it's their natural frame so they don't have to adjust mutch for the competition. They also train like crazy, I know cuz I used to do Japanese baseball where they hit you with bats if you made a error or let the team down.
Wow I actually laugh at that
 
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