Who's got the best pof profile?

[Bible_Belt]

Lay your sh!t down! Let's compare, and share the ways to bullsh!t women that actually work.

Here's what I have so far. The pic is of a former training partner of mine getting beaten up by a guy who looks like me from behind. I could probably do better with more pics, but this one cracks me up. He said my trainer and camp was holding him back from a great pro career, so he jumped camp to turn pro, and then just got the crap beat out of him several times.

Here's my profile, post yours if you're having success:
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=76958493

I'm patient, because I know you're worth the wait.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Stagger Lee]

Who are you? I'm the opposite of every guy you've met .

How does using someone else's pic and the page content been working?

 

[Bible_Belt]

In a small town, online dating is a joke; there's just not enough people. I have no sympathy for guys in big cities who complain about it because it's so much worse in small towns. So given that, I still have a handful of women I could fvck if I cared enough. And yes, it is someone else's pic. but I have plenty of pics of the real me mma fighting in red-taped gloves; no woman on pof is ever going to know the difference.

pof seems to be like match or e-harmony, except with substantial iq points deducted from the women on it.

 

[MountainSlide]

Who are you? I'm the opposite of every guy you've met .

How does using someone else's pic and the page content been working?

I think what he was asking is, how many woman are messaging you on pof?

 

[Bible_Belt]

none. At least until I talk to them first, These girls have handicaps in communication and emotional intelligence, which is why they're on pof. If they knew how to initiate contact with men, they wouldn't be here.

I've been on there 2 days, and I have 3 I think I could fvck, one of which is actually not a heifer I was texting with her today. I suspect she's a moron, but then again that's why she's on pof.