whoore and Funny ****y

[Kenny Powers]

Two quick questions:

Met a girl recently who is definitely interested in me and clearly stated she doesn't like relationships. She's about a 6.5 and I would love to start a friends with benefits relationship with her.

Only problem is I've heard from 2 different people that she is a whoore and gets around. I'm worried about STDs and don't think she is worth the risk. However, she may be clean since I'm pretty sure she's only been a whoore for 2-3 years. Thoughts?

Also I think I take funny/****y too far at parties at my college and make it loud and obnoxious. Its hard to get a girl to think about you sexually when she thinks your immature and doesn't take you seriously. How do I find a good balance?

Thanks

 

[Galactus]

Well, if she's a 6.5, you should probably just go after something better. Maybe your scale is different than mine, but that's a pretty low number.

But don't put too much stock in what other people are saying. Do your own assessment of her. Besides, wh0res are more likely to be careful. She'll probably have her own condoms, and insist you wear one.

If she's really that important, I would say don't even try that stupid ****y/funny sh!t. Everyone seems to think that's so important. If you can just be comfortable being in her company, and keep a relaxed attitude, you will naturally find yourself joking appropriately. It won't come off as clownish or needy.

 

[Masculinity]

Two quick questions:
Also I think I take funny/****y too far at parties at my college and make it loud and obnoxious. Its hard to get a girl to think about you sexually when she thinks your immature and doesn't take you seriously. How do I find a good balance?

Thanks

How to find a good balance using ****y & funny:

If the target isn't laughing, you're being too ****y and not being funny enough.
If the target is laughing too much, you are being too fun a not ****y enough - a clown, basically.

Each of us has a different ****y & funny blend with which we can get away; the the perfect balance where ****iness and funniness are in harmony. The right combination of these qualities will get hotties all over you.

Looking forward to your success!

 

[Kenny Powers]

Think I'm gonna try and get it in this weekend. Will def wear a condom and wont put in any extra effort since she is such a whoore. What do you guys think about asking if she has anything? I think I might casually bring up the subject in conversation and see how she responds. Or right before doing the deed I could say "hey I recently had an STD scare and normally I wouldn't ask, but it really freaked me out". Both plans seem bulletproof lol, but again she's a whoore so who gives a shiit.

Any thoughts?