"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Who would win?

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1) Suppose, Tyson and Vitor Belfort decide to "play fight club" like in the movie. Only rules are you can't use items and you can't hit the groin area. Who do you think is gonna win?

2) What if they were Tyson and John Cena?

3) What if they were Belfort and Cena?

4) Who would be the strongest in the world in this situation, in your opinion?



Please, don't make Diablo close this thread by starting something like "what's the best martial art" or "fight club is just a movie", because the intent of this thread is just to see what your opinions are.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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A prime Belfort vs. a prime Tyson in a streetfight = Vitor all the way. I don't see how Tyson would stop the takedown and he has no experience in ground fighting. He would be submitted easily. His only chance to win would be in the first few seconds with a quick KO.

4) Who would be the strongest in the world in this situation, in your opinion?
Fedor Emelianenko
 

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I was hoping for "Death Star v. Enterprise" or "shark v. bear". :(
 

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Unregistered said:
A prime Belfort vs. a prime Tyson in a streetfight = Vitor all the way. I don't see how Tyson would stop the takedown and he has no experience in ground fighting. He would be submitted easily. His only chance to win would be in the first few seconds with a quick KO.



Fedor Emelianenko


That's my opinion too, I was also wondering whether it'd be likely or not that Tyson managed to KOd him before he even did anything though.

What about the other 2 options? Cena may be significantly weaker, but he also is an experienced brawler, is a lot taller than them and weighs more.

Jariel and seanchai, I appreciate that you want to look cool in front of the class, but please sit down and be quiet now, you'll mack on the girls after lesson;)
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Tyson doesnt know anything outside of boxing, what makes you think he has a chance against a pofessional MMA fighter?
 

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Phoenix_of_the_ashes said:
Tyson doesnt know anything outside of boxing, what makes you think he has a chance against a pofessional MMA fighter?
Wait, dude. We're not talking about a guy who can only throw punches and combinations. I'm pretty sure that guy has had many more actual street fights than any MMA professional. Moreover, he's a lot bigger than Vitor Belfort. I'm not saying he would necessarily win, since I would probably bet on Belfort; I'm just saying that it's not that obvious that he would lose.

Other opinions?

What about the other comparisons I've proposed?
 

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Tyson would do well. He has a lot of intensity. he'd probably bite the other guy into submission
 

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Vitor belfort unless you train tyson in avoiding takedown.
Tyson over john cena
Belfort over cena
Tim sylvia
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Tyson would of course have a punchers chance, his punch is as hard as it gets, but i doubt he could stop Mirkos LHK.

John Cena would get destroyed IMO

Belfort and Tyson would close, Belfort probably win unless he wanted to keep standing, where Tyson would knock him out!!

I'D love to see Tyson or another World CLass boxer against Mirko in a standing fight
 

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Belfort wins, loses an ear, Tyson gets pissed off about the loss, does a couple of lines of coke and knocks off a 7-11.
 

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Strongest man in the world? None of the above.


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