"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Who would be the most successful?

Who would be the most successful?

  • Van Wilder (Van Wilder: Party Liaison)

    Votes: 9 69.2%
  • Stiffler (American Pie)

    Votes: 4 30.8%

  • Total voters
    13

Jay-X

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Out of curiosity, who would you think would be the most successful in a High School setting? I'm not just referring to girls, but to social life in general
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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syemour

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stifler puts himself out there more. van wilder has that status appeal. the question can only be answered if you say where they're going. different surrounding offer different things.
 

diplomatic_lies

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Um, neither of them are at high school age.

Van Wilder is basically a guy who's failed half a decade of college, and Stiffler is a college guy who parties a lot.

They'd make good event planners though. As long as it's for wild parties, not ****tail functions or ballroom events.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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