"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Who will win the Democratic nomination?
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
....if it came down to Trump vs Biden I think the establishment wouldnt care too much either way although they'd slightly prefer Biden....
....but if Sanders wins the nomination then it's a whole different situation....
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Biden blowout. Primary and general.
Who Dares Win
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The two virures, both coming from comunism will be a blessing for investors.
I'm looking to sweep up stocks at deep discounts when the hysteria hits from a Bernie nomination.....
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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The excuses for the November loss are flowing out already.
We need a Bernie nomination to scare the hell out of moderate dem voters so they jump ship and vote for Trump....
Yes, all we’ve heard for the last 3 years is Russia, Russia. All we need now is Lenin or Trotsky 2.0 to restore some perspective to both parties…
A Bernie nomination will gave those rich White liberals in suburbia a wake up call that the left is out of control.... Once they realize their tax bill is gonna go up via M4A they're going to reconsider their Trump Derangement Syndrome.....
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Moderate Democrats would vote for Satan over Trump.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
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Projection.
Rich White suburban liberals gonna be singing a whole different tune with a Bernie nomination.......
.....once they realize that Bernie wants to tax them into poverty and that working class Latinos overwhelmingly support Bernie, you can bet they'll be on board with Trump's hardline immigration stance.......
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Searching for excuses for the inevitable Biden victory.
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Who would I like to see get the nomination: Bernie, because HRC shafted him out of it in 2016
Who do I think will actually get it: Biden, because the DNC swamp machine always gets its way
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Bernie should get the nomination but he won’t simply because of DNC corruption. They’ll do the same to him as they did in 2016 and screw him over. That’s what alienated most moderates from voting in the first place, to see how they just scammed him like that. Especially for Hillary. Many former Hillary supporters just didn’t even want to vote for her anymore because of that whole gig.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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