"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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who the hell deletes threads here?

eniktin

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i don't know what idiot deleted my thread "erotic story for all"
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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i am not contributing a single scentence to this forum again.
 

ImmortalDragon

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eniktin, you're too old to be on this forum
 

diablo

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Originally posted by eniktin
i don't know what idiot deleted my thread "erotic story for all"
That would be me. If you want to read about "his bulbous member pushing into her tight vagina, which smells slightly of honey and sweat, as he slowly chokes the life out of her", then go buy a necrophiliac porno magazine - we don't need that garbage here. Grow up, and as someone else mentioned, it wouldn't hurt if you got laid instead of imagining how it must be. Minus the asphyxiation/rape/murder fetish, of course.

Originally posted by eniktin
i am not contributing a single scentence to this forum again.
A loss that will shake SoSuave to it's very roots, I'm sure.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Vincent

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Originally posted by eniktin
i am not contributing a single scentence to this forum again.
And you are who?
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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Originally posted by eniktin
i am not contributing a single scentence to this forum again.
Cool, that'll make the mod's job much easier! :p
 

Desdinova

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LOL! I wondered what happened to that romance novel gone violent.

Guys here don't want to read about romance. They wanna read about guy stuff. You know, violence, guns, cars, power tools, etc.
 

diablo

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Originally posted by Desdinova
Guys here don't want to read about romance. They wanna read about guy stuff. You know, violence, guns, cars, power tools, etc.
I think those were actually being incorporated into the story as sex objects. Scary stuff!
 

CableLight

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Yeah, uh...Diablo...I think I better take a look at that post... You know? For...legal reasons...and stuff...

:eek:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

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