"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
who plays guitar hero?
- Thread starter (JJ)
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
slitherjef
Senior Don Juan
I wish they had a game with a real guitar and real notes so people could actually learn guitar from it.
Mandiblard
Senior Don Juan
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
its okay in the privacy of you're own home, go nuts, or with mates
but when you're in a store or in public palyign it, have some self-respect for fvcks sake. fluffing tossers
anyway
i really like the game
its really fun. the only thing that makes it good is that the songs are good, playing the boring songs are a chore. but the good songs are good to play
favourite song: Incubus - Stellar
favourite song to play: Foo Fighters - Monkey Wrench
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
"What a sh!tty game!"
my girlfriend is getting it for christmas (her mom showed it to me). I shuddered at the thought of her playing that game considering that she is a real musician that can play real guitar and clairinet, and she will be playing a game that is nothing like a real guitar.
Can someone please explain to me the allure of playing guitar hero?
comic_relief
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Mandiblard
Senior Don Juan
cant think of a user name
Master Don Juan
comic_relief said:
http://www.southparkzone.com/episodes/1113/Guitar-Queer-o.html
The ending sums it up nicely.