"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Who Is Your Favourite Emcee!!!!
- Thread starter LEAFSTA
- Start date
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
WestCoaster
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Thank you.
MightyMate
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IM HOSTING A NITE WITH BLADE AND THE EDGER X REPRESENTING BOS MEN IN FEB 2006
THIS IS GONNA BE A GUD 1.
THE TRUTH ALWAYS COMES OUT!!!!
IM ANGRY ON THE MIC
DONT COME NEAR ME WITH THE HYPE
CALLING ME A NUTTER ,
IL SPREAD BUTTER
AND PISS ALL OVER
YA FACE YOU ****ING
DISGRACE
YOU STEP TO ME
YOU WILL
GET A BUTT FROM ME IN YA NOSE
PLUS A FEW BLOWS
GO GET A JOB DO SOMETHING
DONT ACT RICH
IN REALITY YOUR A LITTLE BIATCH
****ING NOBODYS
TRYING TO GET ON MY LEVEL
THIS **** DEFEATS THE DEVIL
F UALL WITH YOUR POXY RAVES
YOU DONT **** ABOUT THE MUSIC BRAIN WASHING YASELF
CHECK SOME REAL HIP-HOP
NOT COMMERCIAL ****
REAL ****
HANGING WITH YA WANNA BE FAKE DRUG DEALERS
LEAFSTA
TIME LEADER
REPRESENTING
BOS BORO SCARS CREW
HA HA
IL PISS ON YA IF YA GET BETTER!!!!!!!!
THE MOVEMENT
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
So Many Ways
Master Don Juan
Right now I'm checking for Crooked I, Sly Boogy, Kam and Ras Kass and on the production tip DJ Quik.
TheInfamousCBear
Master Don Juan
NINJA PIMP
Banned
Common is dope and sometimes Mos Def impresses me.
99% of hiphop is sh!t right now though...we need more ARTISTS and less ballers, shotcallers, brawlers.
F*ck all that bling bling noise.
wheelin&dealin
Master Don Juan
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
DrMetallica
Master Don Juan
RE5PECT!
HERES A LIST OF MY FAV EMCEES!!
KRS 1
KOOL KEITH
RASS KASS
KOOL G RAP AND POLO
BIG DADDY KANE
MURS
IMMOTAL TECHNIQUE
NECRO
ILL BILL
MR HYDE
NAZ
LARGE PRO
PETE ROCK CL SMOOTH
MARC LIVE
ICE T
SABAC
ESHAM
MASTA MIND
TNT
NATAS
MASTACE
DEL
HIEROGLYPICS
ULTRA MAGNETIC MCS
AEROSOP ROCK
2 MANY MORE TO MENSION.!
O YEAH OF COUSE THE MAIN MAN ALI G!!!!
CHAINS AND TING!!!! LOL
Not Quite There
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used to be well into uk hip hopOriginally posted by MightyMate
Who up here is down with UK hiphop scene or is part of it?
seen klashknekoff, taskforce, mc pitman lol, jehst, phi life cypher twice!!, saw skinnyman last week, he was talking so much crap! just wanted to grab the mike and tell him blair and bush weren't responsible for all his lifes problems.
can't think who else i've seen now, not as into it as i was, always liked what i heard of karl heinz though.
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
TheRenegadesOfFunk
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Common Sense
Black Thought (The Roots)
Nas
D double e
Klashnekoff <--- whoever has the album knows this guy is brilliant
Titchy Strider
Dizzee Rascal (mabye)
Most of Nasty crew
Flirta D
Kano (same as dizzee... they're commercial *****s)
and other than uk...
Wu-tang and Killah priest
AMEN!!! ^^^^99% of hiphop is sh!t right now though...we need more ARTISTS and less ballers, shotcallers, brawlers.
Not Quite There
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klashnekoff ain't garage