"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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*** Who Is Your Fave Comedian ? ***

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Personaly i prefer Cris Rock , Pablo Francisco ,dane cook and Carlos Mencia , because stand up comedy is based on the way u tell the joke, prank i consider that these 4 comedians do a great job at intertaining people .... i loved their shows
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Charm&Style

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have you seen the vid on youtube of joe rogan owning carlos mencia.

and while you're at it search joe rogans stand up diss against some chick lol
 

Heart Break Kid

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There's this one guy I saw on tv -- I'll go find his name later. He's pretty new but his comedy is hilarious and it's mostly girl/guy interaction humor.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Giovanni Casanova

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Mitch Hedberg
Dave Mordal
Stephen Lynch
George Carlin
Louis Black

If anybody disagrees with me, you are wrong.
 
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