Maximus Rex
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Who is the best DJ currently on this board. What makes him the best and how does his particular style differs from everybody else.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Who is the Best DJ Currently on This Board?
- Thread starter Maximus Rex
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
TheGambino
Master Don Juan
Bradd80 great advice in his threads and seems like a positive confident dj with the right mindset
B
BeDJ
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Scaramunchies.
Dude's like 85 and still swimming in panties. His posts launch my hamster into space where the Atomic Bomb of Ambiguity infuses it with his magic Casanova sauce then explodes it back to earth into a substance known as roofies. Hopefully my vote wins him a lifetime supply of condoms.
Dude's like 85 and still swimming in panties. His posts launch my hamster into space where the Atomic Bomb of Ambiguity infuses it with his magic Casanova sauce then explodes it back to earth into a substance known as roofies. Hopefully my vote wins him a lifetime supply of condoms.
HumbleNinja
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Maximus Rex said:
Samthehobbit is a close runner up to the all time king of So Suave GSPSheilds.
Dr.Beard and Bjerte hold crowns too.
Look up their threads and you'll see what I mean. hahahaha
Aristippus
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Ninja. There are many legends who are no longer with us. I'd have to say it's a tie for GSPShields, Sageproduct, and Goundra. All of them were not just gods among men, but gods among termites. Back in the day (the 1980's) I saw Goundra hit Andre the Giant with a flying jump-kick to the nuts. Then he karate chopped and/or power slammed all of the wrestlers in the WWF (for you young whipper snappers the WWE used to be WWF).
I saw GSPShields pull up to women in his rented Ferrari, wearing a Hawaiian shirt and say "Do you want some of this?!", while pointing to his crotch, in a fake Czechoslovakian accent, and take 2 nuns, a lesbian married couple, and Donald Trump's wife home with him for a six-some.
Sageproduct was the only man I ever knew that unintentionally turned some straight men gay even though he himself was straight and had no interest whatsoever in batting for the other team. The women went crazy over him and I even heard that back when Madonna and Brittney Spears made out with each other on national TV, it was out of sexual frustration after he'd rejected them both.
I saw GSPShields pull up to women in his rented Ferrari, wearing a Hawaiian shirt and say "Do you want some of this?!", while pointing to his crotch, in a fake Czechoslovakian accent, and take 2 nuns, a lesbian married couple, and Donald Trump's wife home with him for a six-some.
Sageproduct was the only man I ever knew that unintentionally turned some straight men gay even though he himself was straight and had no interest whatsoever in batting for the other team. The women went crazy over him and I even heard that back when Madonna and Brittney Spears made out with each other on national TV, it was out of sexual frustration after he'd rejected them both.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
HumbleNinja
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Aristippus said:
I'd forgotten about my sweet Sage/Bellesing94. Oh sweet Sage. The memories, the trollolol threads that most are never going to "un-see" (if you know what I mean), the moments that seemed to last an eternity and will never be erased from my minds eye..WHAT A DJ!! Wink Wink Wink! Hahahahahaha.
On a side note: I'm sure Goundra/twentee the infamous is practicing his own DJ "skillz" in his local correctional facility or cuckoo bird mental aviary. If he hasn't broken out and is on his next screen name posting on some other weapons/pick up forum..lmao
VVV I put all my DJ skillzzz I've learned from SS into EVERY post I add to these forums like an A.D.D afflicted chimp! Thank you kind sir! LMAO VVV
Aristippus
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Hahahahaha!! Your last comment was both hilarious and disturbing at the same time. A very difficult combination to pull off. Congratulations!