"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Who is Jaylan? a sosauve mod?

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PairPlusRoyalFlush said:
For someone who hates sosuave so much you sure did get butthurt from getting banned...
Every single girlfriend you've ever had cheated on you. Don't you think you should re-evaluate your life?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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PairPlusRoyalFlush said:
Haha nice ad hominem...but doesn't get past my point ;)
Great point!

Why do you think these 'slvts,' that you committed to, cheated on you?

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Shout out to (.) (.)

Thanks for the Neg Rep. You aren't very different from Jaylan after all....
 

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TheBlueprint said:
Edit:
Shout out to (.) (.)

Thanks for the Neg Rep.
No problems my number one admirer, I knew you couldn't stay away.


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www.reddit.com/r/thebluepill
You flip out and have a mini crisis because you hate game and couldn't get it to work, make 20 accounts continually echoing the fact and THIS is where you been hanging out in the mean time? :crackup: Thousands of posts hating on roosh derrrrp. How's that working out for ya?
 

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No problems my number one admirer, I knew you couldn't stay away.




You flip out and have a mini crisis because you hate game and couldn't get it to work, make 20 accounts continually echoing the fact and THIS is where you been hanging out in the mean time? :crackup: How's that working out for ya?
Nice deflection.

What have you've done in the past 3 years to help men seduce women? The more I think about it, I think you enjoy Brokeback Mountain.
 

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TheBlueprint said:
What have you've done in the past 3 years to help men seduce women?
I've been kind of busy throwing sand in various vagina's. Ask me nicely, with cherry on top and all that stuff and I might give you a few pointers. That's if you can drag yourself away from the "we hate roosh, look how edgy and unique we are hating on the manosphere" wankfest.

Are you a jilted fat chick who was never fortunate enough to be gamed?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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( . )( . ) said:
I've been kind of busy throwing sand in various vagina's. Ask me nicely, with cherry on top and all that stuff and I might give you a few pointers. That's if you can drag yourself away from the "we hate roosh, look how edgy and unique we are hating on the manosphere"" wankfest.
I read that roosh guy. He's a sex tourist. Thats game?

Maybe Jaylan should be a mod after all.



( . )( . ) We're all sex tourists faggot. Stop talking like a 40 year old cat herder.


I’d lend you one but then again I don’t think you like pvzzy of any kind. You might like it if you could shave Roosh azzhole and use it as your man-pvzzy tho. :crackup:
 

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I've been kind of busy throwing sand in various vagina's. Ask me nicely, with cherry on top and all that stuff and I might give you a few pointers. That's if you can drag yourself away from the "we hate roosh, look how edgy and unique we are hating on the manosphere" wankfest.
I don't think your Roossy negs work on straight men. You have to try harder to seduce me into being part of the next movie you are queering in, Brokeback Mountain 3. As for Roosh, if you think he is getting laid across the globe, I'd follow in in footsteps and be a faggot myself.
 

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TheBlueprint said:
I don't think your Roossy negs work on straight men. You have to try harder to seduce me into being part of the next movie you are queering in, Brokeback Mountain 3. As for Roosh, if you think he is getting laid across the globe, I'd follow in in footsteps and be a faggot myself.
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BTW, did PairPlusRoyalFlush leave your bedroom?
Do you babble and fumble these kind of sick burns when you're face to face with chicks? I think we're making a breakthrough on your mano-hate.

On a side note. Gaylan and 2 PUAHate trolls. Coincidence?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Do you babble and fumble these kind of sick burns when you're face to face with chicks? I think we're making a breakthrough on your mano-hate.

On a side note. Gaylan and 2 PUAHate trolls. Coincidence?
(.) (.) would prefer a BrokeBack "breakthrough" from Roosh to spread some of that Man-O-Luv. LULZ
 

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Do you babble and fumble these kind of sick burns when you're face to face with chicks? I think we're making a breakthrough on your mano-hate.

On a side note. Gaylan and 2 PUAHate trolls. Coincidence?
Have any of your babble got men laid? I mean not in their ass btw.
 
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Have any of your babble got men laid? I mean not in their ass btw.
Pair-O-(.)(.) Are taking a babble bath together or tag team dry humping their PlayHerMan blowup doll. :crackup: :yes:
 

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JaylanForSSMod said:
Pair-O-(.)(.) Are taking a babble bath together or tag team dry humping their PlayHerMan blowup doll. :crackup: :yes:
Post Reported. Don't worry I neg repped him guys!
 

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speed dawg said:
Oh my......this thread could be one of the best ever. Ronaldo and Tits bringing HEAT
It could have been a contender. But with champagne zingers like this:

JaylanForSSMod said:
Pair-O-(.)(.) Are taking a babble bath together or tag team dry humping their PlayHerMan blowup doll. :crackup: :yes:
I'm now not so sure about it's shelf life.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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It could have been a contender. But with champagne zingers like this:



I'm now not so sure about it's shelf life.
No wonder your still single at 40. Smdh.
 

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Thanks for the correction pizza face. If you cared for your appearance as much as grammar, you might be average Joe looking jimmy. :kick:
 

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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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