"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Lmao. You guys are fvking hilarious.

Keep trolling. Im in stitches. Your butthurt is very obvious.

Lmao @ dudes trying to troll me for;

1. Turning down sex.

2. Caring about my pets.

3. Actually falling for a girl almost 2 years ago and being down on it not working out at the time.

Damn, you guys try waaaaaay to hard to troll someone's basic average life. Its so pathetic how much effort you guys put into trolling one poster. Keep it coming. This can be my daily SS lolz thread.

And for OP, its soooooo damn pathetic that you need a sock account to st!r sh!t up. Ill say what backbreaker said not too long ago. Man the fvk up and talk ish under your real account. You fools need something better to do that trolling with sock accounts and having a circle jerk while talking about 1 member.

I keep saying it time and time again, yall are like a cackle of fvking hens.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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You guys are assho|es.

I don't know Jaylan well, but why does this matter? He does offer good advice and for everyone to dig up as much information, whether true or not, shows how much you 'Don Juans' are incapable of indifference. What now dudes? Feeling pretty alpha?

It's surprising that the mods let this thread continue and even more so to have one participate in character defamation. This forum changed and frustrated dudes have freely ran loose. VirtualMind knows the score. You all have let a 'troll' to rile up your panties. Perhaps that was what the OP wanted. Exposing the men that think they are men. In the end, you all aren't anything but angry keyboarding warriors.
 

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^Thanks for the support, but I can fend for myself.

Let me add, that its funny how some here whine in public so much about negs. Whining and crying like little b!tches over some green and red dots. Really? Yet you never see me or others complain when you neg us. Its always the same few (or their sock accounts) making crying posts or threads about being negged. Why care that much but then be hypocrites and spend a whole lot of time negging others?

I got a couple PMs from a few posters who mentioned they got numerous negged for merely mildly disagreeing with one of our resident trolls. Yet the posters who PMd me dont run and make posts or threads complaining about negs. They just deal with it and let it roll off their back.

But you wont even find one post from me bringing up who negs me, but I have negs from the usual SS trolls. Do I give a fvk? No. Do their negs even matter? Not really, especially considering the reps I get anyway. At the end of the day, why care so much about an e-rep system?

Hell, based on this thread, I wouldnt be surprised if certain losers on this forum waste time PMing one another and getting hard off shared insults. Fvking mouth breathers taking internet forums too seriously.
 

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I wasn't specifically supporting you as much as showing how butthurt 'repped' members are and how really 'Don Juan' they are. I still think you are pretty fvcking gay btw.
 

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I am a noob too. What happens if you have too many neg rep points?
You'd better be REAL careful there.

See, when you walk up to a girl in a club, for example, the first thing she ALWAYS asks is what your reputation is on SOSUAVE.

Even if you have super tight game to make a porn starlett come in her pants, and have the looks of Bradd Pitt and an entourage that would make Hugh Hefner jealous, a red dot will KILL your chances of getting laid.

Because the MOST IMPORTANT thing in the world is what a bunch of anonymous internet clowns think about you.

Don't sweat it. If your posts upset people enough that they take the time to neg you, it's THEIR problem, not yours.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Jaylan said:
Let me add, that its funny how some here whine in public so much about negs. Whining and crying like little b!tches
Dear diary, today I needed a lie down after a poster by the name of Playher man said the word fa**got so I spammed the "report bad post" like I do with every hetero-normative cis-thinker who says the meany words and ultimately contributed to him getting banned. Yay me. :cheer:

On a side note I also got yucky with the boys....and i think I liked it. Teee hee

Live Love Laugh.

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Lmao. You guys are fvking hilarious.
Thankyou. I'll be here all night. Don't forget to tip your mods.
 

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Jaylan said:
Lmao. You guys are fvking hilarious.

Keep trolling. Im in stitches. Your butthurt is very obvious.

Lmao @ dudes trying to troll me for;

1. Turning down sex.

2. Caring about my pets.

3. Actually falling for a girl almost 2 years ago and being down on it not working out at the time.
1. You are indeed a fagg0t.

2. You must feel pretty special telling your pet about your shortcomings with women. "It's ok, i don't need her anyways. I have you after all. You are the only one who understands me".

3. Did you call Adam, Steve and everyone else from the GayzRUs support group? They must have shown you the "way".
 

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I still think you are pretty fvcking gay btw.
:crackup: A legit Ell Ohh Ell.

This forum obviously doesn't jive with you Gaylan. A golden rule is to accentuate your strengths and minimize your weaknesses. Don't try to make a weakness a strength. All that to say that Gaylan, you're aren't turning SoSuave into Loveshack. The best you can hope for are these daily/weekly interweb beatings. Fighting a losing battle, pal. Loveshack is a better bet, you'll be much HAPPIER.

ETA: Another LOL at Bokanovsky's uppercut above ^^^ hahaha
 

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I'm no neocon warmonger but I believe what we are witnessing in real time is the end product of what happens when a nation no longer sends it's Lambda and Omega males to be exiled or killed off in wars but instead gives them an internet connection and a welfare cheque. If by the slimmest chance he is in fact a legit "he".


Am I wrong?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Dear diary, today I needed a lie down after a poster by the name of Playher man said the word fa**got so I spammed the "report bad post" like I do with every hetero-normative cis-thinker who says the meany words and ultimately contributed to him getting banned. Yay me. :cheer:

On a side note I also got yucky with the boys....and i think I liked it. Teee hee

Live Love Laugh.



Thankyou. I'll be here all night. Don't forget to tip your mods.
Clearly youre not over your boyfriend being banned. You cannot seem to let it go. Shame. Im sure he misses you too. Its just too bad that numerous people wanted him gone. That dude was having his posts reported by many people because he was indeed a troll.

He got himself banned, the mods dealt with it, and you should move on. I know the tingles were intense for you, but you gotta move on.
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:crackup: A legit Ell Ohh Ell.

This forum obviously doesn't jive with you Gaylan. A golden rule is to accentuate your strengths and minimize your weaknesses. Don't try to make a weakness a strength. All that to say that Gaylan, you're aren't turning SoSuave into Loveshack. The best you can hope for are these daily/weekly interweb beatings. Fighting a losing battle, pal. Loveshack is a better bet, you'll be much HAPPIER.

ETA: Another LOL at Bokanovsky's uppercut above ^^^ hahaha
Lmao, this coming from the bitter whiner who recently created a thread lamenting his position in the USA. Oh how can speeddawg fight back? Oh how defeated you must feel. You tried to get a discussion on an action plan going and noone gave a fvk. How's that make you feel?

Yet you guys have so much time to troll together in a bait thread? Haha. No wonder you guys b!tch so much about various things. You clearly do nothing to better your own life or community.
 

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Jaylan said:
Clearly youre not over your boyfriend being banned. You cannot seem to let it go. Shame. Im sure he misses you too. Its just too bad that numerous people wanted him gone. That dude was having his posts reported by many people because he was indeed a troll.

He got himself banned, the mods dealt with it, and you should move on. I know the tingles were intense for you, but you gotta move on.
You'd know about those tingles. Did PlayHer Man make you feel unattractive? You surely must have been very apoplectic at the thought of relieving it all again.
 

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You'd know about those tingles. Did PlayHer Man make you feel unattractive? You surely must have been very apoplectic at the thought of relieving it all again.
I know about giving the tingles. Though based on that post from 2 years ago on LS, I should revel in the fact that women actually want to use me for sex. Meh, it happens...and it wasnt the first or last time either. Just so happened that I caught feelings that particular time. *shrug*

Means Im doing things right in the gym if attractive women are willing to put out quickly and keep things casual.

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Lol, jaylan I can't believe you are still on this forum.

What happened to burroughs? He still here?
What can I say, this can be an interesting place. For the most part I just enjoy taking time giving noobies advice, discussing current events, and watching how emotional certain posters get over my presence here. Some posters take this place way too damn seriously, which makes for some laughs.

Its a shame I dont meet such humorous characters in real life. Oh the hilarity Id enjoy daily.
 

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Gaylan, honestly you probably creeped that poor girl out when you asked her to put the vibrator in your cornhole.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Jaylan said:
I know about giving the tingles. Though based on that post from 2 years ago on LS, I should revel in the fact that women actually want to use me for sex. Meh, it happens...and it wasnt the first or last time either. Just so happened that I caught feelings that particular time. *shrug*

Means Im doing things right in the gym if attractive women are willing to put out quickly and keep things casual.
But, but..... Did that horrible man make poor princess Jaylan feel owgly? Did you get butterflies in your stomach when you thought about him? "Dear world, I feel so dirty, used and ugly."
 

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Gaylan, honestly you probably creeped that poor girl out when you asked her to put the vibrator in your cornhole.
Maybe she just didn't want him to get BUTTHURT
 

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Its a shame I dont meet such humorous characters in real life. Oh the hilarity Id enjoy daily.
Just imagine it. A group of men conversing among themselves, one makes the fatal error of saying "faggot". Gaylan runs off to flag down the nearest authoritah figure to report the offensive crimespeak, azzhole all aquiver with excitement.
 

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Just imagine it. A group of men conversing among themselves, one makes the fatal error of saying "faggot". Gaylan runs off to flag down the nearest authoritah figure to report the offensive crimespeak, azzhole all aquiver with excitement.
Heh, a group of men? That's what SoSuave is. A simple circlejerk with yourself participating in how society works. Please join www.reddit.com/r/thebluepill . I'm quite sure that your retarded advice will be laughed at.


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When was the last time you got laid and how did 'SoSuave game' prevent you from achieving that feat?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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