"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Who is in TX?!

Oxide

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What's up. I said "fvck it" and accepted my friends invitation to do a road trip down to Tx this august. WE are going from aug 10 to 17th.. One of the reasons we are going is because of the cliff jumping in some old mine that got flooded (no idea where in TX).


If you are in TX, and know good places to have fun, drop me a line before i leave. (PM)
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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undesputable

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texas is a big place....i live in houston and there aint no cliffs to jump from here so i dont got any recommendations
 

TurboLover

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Yeah, where is this hole(or mine) that you speak of? Because hoes await in Dallas.
 

fredster

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im from tx bro.. if you wanna hit up a bad ass beach u should check out south padre island.. and if ud wanna check out mexico to drink n party out its right across the border.. PeaCE
 
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