Who has it easier?

[DJinTraining06]

This is a ridiculous post and im sure ill take abuse for this, but im just curious, who do you guys think has it worse with oral sex, us or them.

We have to endure the smell and taste at times. Even when they just shower its still not that pleasant.

They don't (assuming the guy showers regularly) But they do have to swallow or at least spit. Their jaw prob hurts after a while too. But our tongues get tired. Is it 50/50? I personally think they have it alot easier, except for the last 10-15 seconds or so. Especially considering u hardly have to do anything to get a guy off. With girls its more complicated and didfferent girls like diff things. All guys will get off unless the girl uses teeth or the guy has some penis condition.

Any thoughts?

 

[Vypros]

So, in order for her to perform oral sex, she has to move her WHOLE HEAD.

For us, we have to move our tongues.

yeah, I think their's is a little more intense.

 

[Vypros]

What? I've been seeing a lot of this talk since I dropped back in for a visit. I don't get it. Aside from the very rare U-turn, I don't usually have a problem with the smell and taste of pvssy. Jesus. What kind of brauds are you guys hooking up with?

Plus, he's acting like his stuff don't stink. lol

Your stuff smells just as bad as a *****.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

...We have to endure the smell and taste at times. Even when they just shower its still not that pleasant.

Out of curiosity, of the women that you've done that have had that 'not so fresh' smell, how many have been smokers?

 

[azanon]

This is a ridiculous post and im sure ill take abuse for this, but im just curious, who do you guys think has it worse with oral sex, us or them.

Maybe someone that's bisexual can chime in and give us some direct field experience :crackup:

 

[DJinTraining06]

You may be on to something there. Most of the women I've been with were non-smokers now that I think about it.

Ive only gone down on 3 girls and none were smokers. Only 1 of them stunk. She was god awful, like 3 day old trout baking in raw sewage. She used to practically starve herself and drank lots of coffee (ex-anorexic) But the other including my current gf, are fine. Im just sayin it still has a bit of a smell no matter what and can be salty tasting. I think its pretty equal for both sexes actually, i personally do not enjoy eating a girl out, even if she just showered. I dont hate it but its not that pleasant either. But as for the other guy said above, i must disagree, my meat and 2 veg do not smell at all. I shower daily, soemtimes twice, if i ever have a date i make sure i shower again if my balls r sweaty. I wouldnt know, but id have to imagine my penis tastes pretty neutral. A vagina on the other hand is a hole. Closed areas that dont get air stink, not to mention wat comes out of it stinks. With guys stuff doenst come out till the very last few seconds. Thats the only pt im making.

 

[DJinTraining06]

So, in order for her to perform oral sex, she has to move her WHOLE HEAD.

For us, we have to move our tongues.

yeah, I think their's is a little more intense.

Sensing the sarcasm there buddy. Im not talkin about the physical aspect of it, i mean the unpleasant factor. Who is it more unpleasant for a dude, or a chick. Assuming everybody showers and takes care of their hygeine. Like isaid, stupid post, just curious.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

You may be on to something there. Most of the women I've been with were non-smokers now that I think about it.

Non smokers? Then their body chemistry wouldn't have changed from the chemicals found in cigarettes. However, their chemistry can still be effected by their diet (too much processed food). It's the same thing with guys who want to change the taste of their *** to something less acidic to make it more pleasurable to their women.

 

[Fuglydude]

My girlfriend tastes soooooo good... I think it has a lot do w/ her diet. She just eats candy and veges haha....Very little processed foods (other than the candy)...

maybe that's the secret combination?

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Sure. Makes sense. Just never really thought about it...you know...because I was in the middle of eating pvssy an all...

Don't forget to floss afterward with a stray hair (make sure it's not one from around the compose heap).

 

[ValleyDJing]

My girlfriend tastes soooooo good... I think it has a lot do w/ her diet. She just eats candy and veges haha....Very little processed foods (other than the candy)...

maybe that's the secret combination?

whoa whoa whoa! She actually tastes good? Like you would make a lollipop flavor outta her puss?

 

[ryannath]

I've never been with a girl with a smelly pvssy. They have always smelled GOOOOOD. Some of you must get some nasty hoes.

 

[diablo]

I've only had one girl who's smelled bad, and I promptly wiped my mouth off with the bedsheet after discretely spitting into it. Then again, this is when I was around 17 years old. Some younger girls don't have a full grasp on what it takes to be properly hygienic, and just as it's true that Greek people don't realize they smell (by that I mean people actually living in Greece - yes, I can vouch firsthand for this), they do. Theirs is a result of their diet, and they become accustomed to it. Diet may have an influence on the way a girl smells but the main component is hygiene. If she lets it go, odds are good she won't even realize she smells. After all, it's not like she can go down on herself.

All that being said, I've been with mine for around 3 years now and only twice have I noticed a slight odor, if I recall correctly once was after a full day of walking around New Orleans. Bad smells are not normal and may in fact be indicative of a larger problem, such as a yeast infection. Best bet is to steer clear if your nose smells something it shouldn't.

As for the original question, it depends on the person. Suppose you have a 90 lb girl dating a 190 lb guy (gee, who could I be talking about...) No matter what, it's going to be extremely hard for her to give head for the simple fact that she's just that much smaller. The guy, on the other hand, has the simplest of times. My vote for who has it worse goes to the girl.