"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Who else has longer hair?
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Huffman
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You can use conditioner if you must, but I can understand if it feels too girly
CarlitosWay
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I'm willing to try whatever works and then I'll simplify it. I don't have hours to do my hair. My goal is 20min tops.Huffman said:I can understand if it feels too girly
I already use conditioner. What are some good, budget ones?
What do you mean, quality brush? What's the difference?
Huffman
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As for quality, I mean NOT this, but something similar to this.
The bristles are are shorter softer etc. And its more comfortable. I mean you don't want to hook the brush in your hair and rip it all off when you pull
Other then that, when you brush it, brush it completely, so that absolutely nothing is tangled anymore. Saves you a lot of effort for the next time! If it's tangled badly, start from the bottom up. Sometimes it's easier after showering.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
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Chicks said I reminded them of Fabio.