"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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skirtChaser

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I'm just curious about how many men eat snatch?......some men love it and what it brings to the table, some men refuse to, thinking its too submissive for a man to eat snatch, some men thinks its gross. I definitely prefer shaved snatch as oppossed to a hairy snatch, I think a hairy snatch has the tendency to taste like urine. how do you guys feel about this?...how long are you with a girl before you start eating snatch?....I've never went home with a girl I've met that night and ate her snatch, nor do I think this practice would be safe. I think its more risky eating snatch then it is for women sucking hog. what's your opinion on all this?......lets all sound off on this.. i'll take your answer online, thank you
 
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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every guy licks carpet - and if he doesn't he'd find he got laid a lot more by his woman if he did.

as for whether its enjoyable. i'm really finicky on that front. when i've bonded with a woman and am concerned with her happiness and want to make her happy i'm more than happy to endulge.

but i would never lick carpet of some chic i didnt know or just picked up. actually thats the primary reason i don't do ONS.

another thing is that the thought of licking carpet on a fat or chubby woman is not appealing. if they are slim and fit though its not a problem.

oh, and if it smells or tastes funny down there, i would stop immediately. its her job to make sure she's got her snatch well taken care of if she wants me to service her.
 

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I have never eaten snatch. I have not received any complaints up to this year, after i lost a fortune. LOL.
 
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skirtChaser said:
I'm just curious about how many men eat snatch?......some men love it and what it brings to the table, some men refuse to, thinking its too submissive for a man to eat snatch, some men thinks its gross. I definitely prefer shaved snatch as oppossed to a hairy snatch, I think a hairy snatch has the tendency to taste like urine. how do you guys feel about this?...how long are you with a girl before you start eating snatch?....I've never went home with a girl I've met that night and ate her snatch, nor do I think this practice would be safe. I think its more risky eating snatch then it is for women sucking hog. what's your opinion on all this?......lets all sound off on this.. i'll take your answer online, thank you
Hah, it's funny you mention this, cause this was the exact topic of discussion at work yesterday with a co-worker of mine.

Me personally, I think it's disgusting. Why? Because:

1. that's where a chick urinates from.

2. the vagina(2nd to the a$$hole) is one of the dirtiest parts of the body.

3. cvm is a bodily fluid, yuck(yeah you're probably saying "well so is saliva"..but saliva is a different TYPE of bodily fluid from a different part of the body).

4. I LOVE women, but I think vaginas are ugly.

NO THANKS. I'll do everything for a chick in bed, but that.
 

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guru1000 said:
I have never eaten snatch. I have not recieved any complaints up to this year, after i lost a fortune. LOL.
Me either, and I'm proud of that. However I did lick my ex-girlfriends for a sec. with the tip of my tongue out of curiosity just to see what it tasted like. I remember it tasting sour/bitter.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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ahhhhh now im beginning to understand why chics seem to be overly pleased after sleeping with me ;)

my sincere thanks to all the men in the world who don't eat snatch :)

btw, the whole thing about eating snatch making you submissive - maybe its just me but i see the exact opposite.

if you really want to CONTROL a woman's body, eat her out. you will be in 100% control.
 

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joekerr31 said:
ahhhhh now im beginning to understand why chics seem to be overly pleased after sleeping with me ;)

my sincere thanks to all the men in the world who don't eat snatch :)

btw, the whole thing about eating snatch making you submissive - maybe its just me but i see the exact opposite.

if you really want to CONTROL a woman's body, eat her out. you will be in 100% control.

I agree about the control part. There's nothing like seeing a girl's face when you give and take when it comes to oral. Teasing (if you're good at oral) just drives a woman crazy.

Me and my Ex had a wonderful system going for a while. Whenever she wanted oral she'd shave EVRYTHING (not that she didn't already..but when she wanted oral she'd make it blatantly obvious) and shower. I have never eaten vagina from a girl who didn't shower.

She tasted wonderful. She tasted sweet.

Aaand of course it's a sexual symbiotic relationship. I want my nuts licked, she wants her hoo haa kissed. What's the problem?
 
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Mctwist4 said:
I like to be the one calling the shots, and I can't be commanding if my mouth is full of puss'y.
You are a fool - you are a pvssy slave - and you are being controlled by a hor!!

The hor controls YOU when you lick their stank-hole!!! Wake up!
 

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Ahh Doctor P. Some things we just can't agree on.

I can't stop. It's just too good.
 

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joekerr31 said:
ahhhhh now im beginning to understand why chics seem to be overly pleased after sleeping with me ;)

my sincere thanks to all the men in the world who don't eat snatch :)
I'll drink to that!

I don't care HOW good you think you are in bed.....if you don't go down on the clam you will NEVER get the bonus points (hence, more sex).

Really.......direct cl!toral stimulation is where it's at. If you know how to hit the g-spot as well that's the deadly combo. Get the cl!t nice and juicy with your tongue, slip a couple of fingers in and hit the "g", then stick Mr. Winky in and make her hit the ceiling.

Call me a pu$$y or whatever, but there is no greater pleasure than pleasing a woman. I'll bust my nut in the end. Till then I take great pleasure in finding numerous ways to make the experience memorable on her end :)
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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ThunderMaverick said:
Ahh Doctor P. Some things we just can't agree on.

I can't stop. It's just too good.
This is your, and other men's downfall! The hor's pvssy is a vehicle of control - you should know this! Think!
 

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What a bunch of prudes :)

I love it. Not the going down in particular, just seeing the way they react. Do it right, it drives em nuts. Besides, I like *******s. If I go down, they go down more.

I would not stick my **** in a chick that was dirty. If her ***** is to dirty for my tounge, then its too dirty for **** too Im afraid
 
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Licking a girl's stank hole is a submissive act, which is against a man's aggressive nature and thus, an abomination! This is the weak man's desperate last attempt to pleasure her and not himself!!!
 

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Last Man Standing said:
Licking a girl's stank hole is a submissive act, which is against a man's aggressive nature and thus, an abomination! This is the weak man's desperate last attempt to pleasure her and not himself!!!
bull****.
 

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Last Man Standing said:
You are a fool - you are a pvssy slave - and you are being controlled by a hor!!

The hor controls YOU when you lick their stank-hole!!! Wake up!
Hum, I don’t feel very submissive when I got her all tied up and I make her beg for it….
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Oh yeah, love it!!! Gotta be shaved though, or at least very neatly trimmed and also clean. I once went down on a girl who's pubic hair resembled the amazon rainforsest, suffice to say I didn't last long down there. I love to do it before sex, get them really worked up, maybe stick a couple of fingers in and hit the g-spot like a previous poster said. Drives them crazy.
 

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edger said:
Hah, it's funny you mention this, cause this was the exact topic of discussion at work yesterday with a co-worker of mine.
That's cute! You call your the other kids in your homeroom class 'co-workers!' ;)

edger said:
Me personally, I think it's disgusting. Why? Because:

1. that's where a chick urinates from.
Fortunately, when chicks pee, they generally mop-up all the urine with toilet-paper. Now, it's true that urine is, by definition, sterile; but it can smell a little nasty; that's why pragmatic men always use toilet-paper to get the last bits of urine off their penis before putting it back into their pants. That way, it remains fresh-smelling, since it hasn't been sitting in those last few drops of piss trapped in your undies all day. This simply technique ENORMOUSLY enhances the likelihood a girl will gladly suck your **** while you're driving, or some random place in public, or preemptively, as part of foreplay.

edger said:
2. the vagina(2nd to the a$$hole) is one of the dirtiest parts of the body.
Not in a healthy woman it's not. It's WAY cleaner than the mouth, in any case.

edger said:
3. cvm is a bodily fluid, yuck(yeah you're probably saying "well so is saliva"..but saliva is a different TYPE of bodily fluid from a different part of the body).
Vaginas self-clean in healthy women, as opposed to mouths which need to be rinsed, have their teeth brushed/scraped/flossed, etc)

edger said:
4. I LOVE women, but I think vaginas are ugly.
Taste is a matter of taste. ;) (and sometimes a matter of FLAVOR <= (NSFW!)

edger said:
NO THANKS. I'll do everything for a chick in bed, but that.
That's unusual? So you're comfy with feltching her, or having her give you a 'Hot Karl' or 'Cleavland Steamer' or licking her a$$hole, but you won't lick her knish?

Your loss, my man.

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I will only eat GF snatch. All my Gfs get tested for STDs.. this after a friend of mine caught herpes from going down on a nasty hoe.

Last Man Standing said:
Licking a girl's stank hole is a submissive act, which is against a man's aggressive nature and thus, an abomination! This is the weak man's desperate last attempt to pleasure her and not himself!!!
Okay, then what is your take on a good old fashioned 69?

You are both getting pleasure and no one is being a stank-hole slave, as you so colorfully put it.
 

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fuzzx said:
hey listen guys... don't mean to hijack the thread but I was having alot of trouble finding the Gspot last time... I mean... I don't think I've ever found it. I've read all the crap on the internet and looked for the ridges...once I searched for 2 hours to no avail... am I missing something here?
Next time you get the chance try this.

Chick is laying on her back. You are on your knees for leverage. Stick your c0ck in her mouth and let her go at it (this is optional but recommended, depending on the situation hehe). start to finger her, get her wet and widen it up a bit by pulling up. Get a second finger in there and lift up and pull out a little bit. Lift up almost to the point where you could lift her off the bed if she's a small girl. Keep doing this. You should feel the bumps/ridges at about the first joint of your fingers.

Do it right and I guaranfreakintee she'll have one of the best sexual experiences of her life.
 

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I love eatin peaches
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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