"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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who did you guys take to grad?

sexy_kuta

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who did you take to your high school graduations?
bootycall?
ex?
gf?
friend
escort?(loL)

And Why did you
 

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what?!?

I took my family to my high school graduation

What kind of screwed up graduation did you have?

comic_relief
 

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comic_relief said:
what?!?

I took my family to my high school graduation

What kind of screwed up graduation did you have?

comic_relief
lol i mean the safe grad, where the party and dinner is.
i think other people call it prom?
 

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A fifth of vodka and three freshman girls.

Okay, maybe two, but who's counting?
 

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HAHAHA I'm with Comic_Relief on this one. But on the topic of prom, get a college chick.
 

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Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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