"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Who Decided That Models Are Attractive?

Phoenix_of_the_ashes

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Therefore, you tried to tell me that you find Rosie O'Donnell (a round woman) more attractive than Anna Kournikova (a thin woman).
Stop putting words in my mouth.

I stated earlier that "round" is not "fat".
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Michele l'Arcangelo

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they never said 'high fashion models' are attractive. they want chicks who are tall because they put a rack of clothes in the changing room all one size or close to the same size... if they get a thick, short chick... itll make the CLOTHES look bad. we all know models aren't the most attractive... unless it's the models for the clothing brands in the mall or something.
 

Maximus Rex

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Ann Kournikova is thin??? So I guess Serena Williams is morbidly obese?
 
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