"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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Problem solved.
And if you REALLY wanted to, I'm willing to bet you could wear them in your mouthpiece (but there are better times to, and I don't know how well they stay on during pummeling).
They work, though.
jaybeezi
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
TooColdUlrick
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as far as stripping the enamel off, it doesn't. it's been proven and approved by the FDA. actually its a concentrated hydrogen peroxide solution. dental paste is partially HP.
if you want to get absolutely stellar results, get the BrightSmile treatment. it will make your teeth pearly white in 30 minutes. it costs about $500-$700 bucks though. my sister did this and i was stunned.
another alternative is Zoom, which is similar to BrightSmile, but it's a home treatment. you have to make a mold with the kit, then send it in, and they send the goods back to you, and you wear the mouthpiece for about an hour a day for 7 days. this costs $200-$300 bucks. a friend of mine did this, and had great results.
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Basically says many whitening products are resticted by law as to "application" and "potency" of peroxide and whitening agents. Some people have intrinsic colour whereas others its external so when teeth are cleaned its white or not.
Says bleeching trays are the only real way to go white that will be effective and will last.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
And how much? Of course he's gonna say that. $500.00? $800.00? (My Ex is a dental Hygenist and she did both. Yeah, the bleeching trays do better. But for the money, the white strips are more economical).
My dental coverage does not cover cosmetic dentistry. I did the white strips. I have a 30 minute drive to work, so every morning for 2 weeks. It's been a month and still white...