"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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White Elephant (gift exchange)

FunkyMillion

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Hey guys,

It's that time again, holiday season, and in our office we have this white elephant (gift exchange) and I want to do something that's really hilarious. Any ideas?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Aragon034

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lol get the females a 50 pack of batteries.

The look on their faces is PRICELESS if you do it right.

if it's someone you actually dislike, go to chinatown and see if you can find a small figurine of a white elephant, it's actually considered a curse in some cultures.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_elephant

i gave a small porclaine casting of a white elephant to an old boss i despised when i was leaving the place. About a week later he calls me and says "I get it"
 
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