"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Originally posted by Golden Arms
noway; what about Steak n Shake and Denny's ?
steak and shake i dont really care for

dennys and waffle house are my favorites

and sometimes, taco bell is open too hehehe
 

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After reading this thread, I popped in Harold and Kumar into my DVD player.

I fell asleep after watching it.

The next morning, the first thing I did was drive to Krystal Burger (southeast equivalent to WC) and indulged myself with the unhealthiest food one could imagine.

But as Harold said,
"MAN, that hit the spot!"

Until next week....
 

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When I'm drunk at 4am I don't care what food it is, as long as it has meat and tastes good. McDonalds, Burger Kings, I even ate stuff from gas stations!
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Originally posted by sstype
After reading this thread, I popped in Harold and Kumar into my DVD player.

I fell asleep after watching it.

The next morning, the first thing I did was drive to Krystal Burger (southeast equivalent to WC) and indulged myself with the unhealthiest food one could imagine.

But as Harold said,
"MAN, that hit the spot!"

Until next week....
mmmm krystals with cheese and mustard and a pickle, and a corn pup mmmmm
 
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