Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Which So Suave high roller will make Allen an offer he cant refuse?

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Calling all So Suave high rollers. Which one or several of the high rolling ladies men of So Suave will make Allen an offer to buy So Suave that he can't refuse?

Since the recent wave of millionaire posters that attract all kinds of 10s, love to help their fellow man, practice game religiously, and are fixtures on this site why isnt one if them offering to buy or buying So Suave? Surely they can not only afford it, offer 100% spot on advice that applies across the board and are the ultimate pinnacle of what it is to be a real man.

Why arent any of you wanting to take full ownership? Or why arent a few of you practicing abundance mentality and chipping in to buy the site? You could clean up on future men looking for help by selling your sure shot services.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Don’t you have anything better to spend your time on than being a hater?
 

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Don’t you have anything better to spend your time on than being a hater?
He likes it when people flame him because he’s masochistic. While he likes to make fun of people for paying prostitutes to have sex with, he still likes having a dominatrix use a plunger to clean out the **** spewing out of his ass and mouth. He gets it from his dad who was a closet fag that got pegged by his mother every night. What a *****. Like father, like son I suppose.
 

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I find him rather amusing, he does provide variety to the norm.

Maybe in a way this is a form of therapy 4 him, post away Jaws, life is good xD

Side note: Jaw's harmless, contents basically drivel and rant abt Guru and I trust Guru has balls to withstand it all.
 

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I find him rather amusing, he does provide variety to the norm.

Maybe in a way this is a form of therapy 4 him, post away Jaws, life is good xD

Side note: Jaw's harmless, contents basically drivel and rant abt Guru and I trust Guru has balls to withstand it all.
Why does he dislike @guru1000 so much?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I find him rather amusing, he does provide variety to the norm.

Maybe in a way this is a form of therapy 4 him, post away Jaws, life is good xD

Side note: Jaw's harmless, contents basically drivel and rant abt Guru and I trust Guru has balls to withstand it all.
You're right, guru "withstood" a lot more in the fedpen.

As for you, how do you manage to date a harem of 10's, while staying on the top floor of Tier 4 Hiltons and flipping houses from an app on your phone, all whilst posting on SoSuave 20+ times a day? Do you get cash back points on your Hilton card for every SS post and that's your incentive?

You know how people talk about "not enough hours in the day"? You might be onto something with the whole packing a week's worth of this playboy mansion lifestyle into a day while simultaneously being a SoSuave MVP. Is this a ticking point on your real estate resume?
 

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You're right, guru "withstood" a lot more in the fedpen.

As for you, how do you manage to date a harem of 10's, while staying on the top floor of Tier 4 Hiltons and flipping houses from an app on your phone, all whilst posting on SoSuave 20+ times a day? Do you get cash back points on your Hilton card for every SS post and that's your incentive?

You know how people talk about "not enough hours in the day"? You might be onto something with the whole packing a week's worth of this playboy mansion lifestyle into a day while simultaneously being a SoSuave MVP. Is this a ticking point on your real estate resume?
U r mistaking me for Richard.

He's the one flipping houses lol

Edit: U hv my permission to dig and further analyse all my postings lol
Also, I forgot 2 mentioned, I on average receive 90-120 business related emails per day, analyse that xD
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Interesting. All of SS caring about men, high value, multi-millionaires must be in top secret business meetings since we havent seen them in this thread.

At least @guru1000 had threatened to sue the site since he had his wittle feewings hurted by @Tenacity. That was about as far as that went for the high rolling ex cons offer in regards to ss.


Where is @BeExcellent, @BeTheChange

You two too busy to answer?
 

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As in 7 accounts ago? That long huh

Does that dude not realise that Guru is squatting inside his head 24/7 and the worst part of it all its all rent free.

@guru1000 u just made me proud man...keep up the good work!
Yeah something like that. It’s a long and drawn out story though.
 

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Calling all So Suave high rollers. Which one or several of the high rolling ladies men of So Suave will make Allen an offer to buy So Suave that he can't refuse?

Since the recent wave of millionaire posters that attract all kinds of 10s, love to help their fellow man, practice game religiously, and are fixtures on this site why isnt one if them offering to buy or buying So Suave? Surely they can not only afford it, offer 100% spot on advice that applies across the board and are the ultimate pinnacle of what it is to be a real man.

Why arent any of you wanting to take full ownership? Or why arent a few of you practicing abundance mentality and chipping in to buy the site? You could clean up on future men looking for help by selling your sure shot services.
Just because someone could purchase SoSuave does not necessarily mean that it would be a good investment at whatever arbitrary price that the ownership demands. I tend to think that the "goodwill" of a free, low-enrollment website like this isn't worth much if anything. And if SoSuave were to try a membership fee, someone could easily replicate it and us members would migrate over there. Information yearns to be free.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Something abt being stood up for dinner and drinks.

Reminds me of a jilted lover haha

Edit : Let all those hate flow out :D
@guru1000 stood him up for drinks? What do you have to say about THAT @EyeBRollin !?
Should Jaws have confirmed the drinks and dins or nah? Haha
 

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@guru1000 stood him up for drinks? What do you have to say about THAT @EyeBRollin !?
Should Jaws have confirmed the drinks and dins or nah? Haha
Ponzi is well known for being my biggest fan. I was going out in NYC and since Ponzi wanted to play chest beater and impress his master I told him to show up. Instead Ponzi tucked tail and ran off in his coward stance "rain checking". Needless to say I wasn't surprised in the least as SS comic book characters aren't real and are just fan fiction for man-boys.

@Spaz

Yannick you back? I thought you'd lost it once your beloved Buffoon King wasn't around for you to stroke off and now you're back playing fluffer to Ponzi. Lmfao.

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Yannick, when I'm done with you, you are going to be slamming the daughters of these 50-year olds, hot women in their 20s. Remember these words ...

guru1000, Jul 28, 2015 Report"
 
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You're right, guru "withstood" a lot more in the fedpen.

As for you, how do you manage to date a harem of 10's, while staying on the top floor of Tier 4 Hiltons and flipping houses from an app on your phone, all whilst posting on SoSuave 20+ times a day? Do you get cash back points on your Hilton card for every SS post and that's your incentive?

You know how people talk about "not enough hours in the day"? You might be onto something with the whole packing a week's worth of this playboy mansion lifestyle into a day while simultaneously being a SoSuave MVP. Is this a ticking point on your real estate resume?
There is pretty much only one guy on here that posts very similarly to this. Definitely the flipping houses part.
 

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There is pretty much only one guy on here that posts very similarly to this. Definitely the flipping houses part.
No, more than one:

On average I fly twice a month to different cities.

I fvck regularly.

I hv a 5 year old LTR.

I maintain plates, some as long as 10 years or so.

Oh yeah, I stay in up class hotels like Hilton, Hyatt etc and charge all my food, drinks, clubbing, bar hopping bills to the company's credit card.

I even play golf in Thailand and occasionally drop by Singapore for drinks and chit chats, again all paid by the company's credit card.

Maybe I should be banned in SS, you guys should report me.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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