"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Which shirt would you wear to the bar?

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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young_gun

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LOL, NEITHER OF THEM. I guarantee you'll have girls making fun of you if you wear either of them. Just wear something nice, don't go out looking like a douchebag.
 
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I think t-shirts are a way of peacocking, since you will have girls coming up to you asking what it means and such. I just found the site and thought some of the shirts are funny. I may get one, wear it out to a bar once, see the reactions, and then if they are positive, just use it at the gym, or just wear it around. I usually dress nice when I go out, so that's not a problem.
 
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