"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Which sexual situation would you rather be in?

Which situation would you rather be in?


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diplomatic_lies

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Is Jessica Alba considered rich and famous? If so, you could have sex with her, steal her stuff (diamonds, stereo, etc), then sell tapes of the sex scenes for like $100K.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Tomatoes

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This is the way i saw it.

Orginally i was like....sex with my oneitis for sure! Oneitis will always win.....

But then it just said sex with my oneitis......Sex with my oneitis would be a living hell..... If it said to live happy ever after with your oneitis then that heaven. But a one off shag with a girl who torments my thoughts if i let her.....erm....no thanks....so that that one sorted....

Which left Alba or HB 7.5 twins. Make em 8.5 and its an easy win but 7.5 is something i could achive in life. I had a mate with no game who ran into a situation where he got a 4some with a HB 8,7,6 all in one.

I chose alba......Purely for confidence and bragging rights. oh....and the fact she is fit as ****!
 
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