Which one do you think is the best job to fake to turn on a girl?

[Who Dares Win]

Yeah yeah I know its unfair, we shouldnt need this stuff..I know I know

Anyway which job do you think would get you the attention of a girl while at the same time allowing you to avoid any job related topic?

Im filling my tinder profile and needless to say I dont need some random cvnt to know my real job and surely I dont wanna talk about it during my date.

You see a software engineer hardly would be asked about his professional life but at the same time that would be a turn off for a short term while on the other side being a creative executive at goldman sachs would be a turn on but as magnet for questions too.

What do you think?

 

[skinnyguy]

When I used to work as sales engineer for a tech company, I used to even put my own clients to sleep whenever I would explain to them the cyber security suite that I was selling them. So I decided to just tell women I was a dating coach. Its amazing because women would just assume I was good with women. Every clumsy mistake I made, women would chalk it up to good game. They would even go around bragging to their friends I was a Hitch. Goes to show you how retarded most women are. When you trap them in the right frame, you can be drunk and oblivious like I was, and still get laid because the women assume everything I did must be text book Don Juan stuff because of my identity.

P.s. i actually did moon light as a dating coach. Occasionally I would get a smuck to pay me $1000 for a weekend of coaching in which I would just get him drunk and make him approach. I used to be friends with Jeffy from RSD in san francisco and attended some of his bootcamps and thats what he always did. Get his students who paid him $3000 drunk, and make them approach.

lol you're an azz for doing that to guys but your idea is genius

 

[Serenity]

When you're so ashamed of your profession you want to lie about it... Jobs don't wet anyone's pvssy regardless of what it is anyways.

I have a job as a process operator, ordinary people don't have a clue what that means. I just say it's some advanced stuff involving chemistry and they'll switch topic unless they're actually interested. I don't lie about it, but I subtly hint that it's not interesting to hear me talk about it.

If you really don't want to talk about your job then being a software engineer is excellent, extremely few are going to ask you about it. Not sure how this is a turn off, unless she's heavily into stereotyping and is a shallow b!tch. Just downplay the importance of your job and enhance the importance of your (hopefully) great personality.

 

[ImTheDoubleGreatest!]

Bouncer at a nightclub, maybe the owner or manager. Or for one of the 3 idiots talking about how much money matters, tell them that you work with the US Federal Reserve/Treasury/Mint. Then say how you aren't supposed to talk about it on your date to keep mystery. There's also being a skydiving instructor, doctor (just for the cliche where she could be your 'nurse'), veterinarian specialized with puppies, marine biologist, some kind of soldier for the military, personal trainer, magazine model, bartender/bar manager/bar owner, pornstar, shrink/psychic, glass maker. For those bad girls, you could put quotations around certain words to make it seem like you are a dealer or distributor of some sort, i.e 'glass' maker, 'grass' grower, 'snow' blower, 'rocket fuel' manufacturer, etc.

 

[homie]

Which one do you think is the best job to fake to turn on a girl?

Sex instructor

 

[homie]

For those bad girls, you could put quotations around certain words to make it seem like you are a dealer or distributor of some sort, i.e 'glass' maker, 'grass' grower, 'snow' blower, 'rocket fuel' manufacturer, etc.

That's not a very smart thing to say to a random girl whether it's true or not

 

[ImTheDoubleGreatest!]

That's not a very smart thing to say to a random girl whether it's true or not

Well they look at your profile. You don't tell them about it. They'll just see it themselves.

 

[skinnyguy]

Club Promoter
Bartender
Personal trainer
Police officer


When I'm on a date with a dumb hot girl I'll usually tell them that I manage billions of dollars in assets and they eat it up. I can't pull off being someone in the entertainment industry but I can pull off anything that involves having a higher degree.

 

[Krueg]

I tried to B.S. some women in the past, thinking they might be more attracted to me.. Well sometimes things backfire!

I still think honesty is the best policy!

 

[BrandonCodi]

Yeah I agree with the first comments it does not matter at all! Just hint its not interesting and maybe explain the story of why you do your job but not the process of your work. Just change topic to hobbies and try and relate to her in an honest way.

 

[wifehunter]

 

[Trainwreck]

Any non boring job or job that are famous for being highly paid like doctors.

 

[devilkingx2]

act like your job is either something shady or something clandestine, don't outright say what it is, but sort of imply that you're FBI/CIA/NSA/hitman/drug dealer/etc. describe it in an intentionally vague way and then look away then change the subject

alternatively you can just say something obviously fake that's likely to get a reaction from them (porn star, stripper, giggolo, movie star, supermodel, etc.)

 

[devilkingx2]

That's not a very smart thing to say to a random girl whether it's true or not

if you're not actually a drug dealer it's not like the cops are going to just take your word for it lol

 

[RangerMIke]

I just give general answers and make them pull out details. I tell them I'm a business owner and engineering consultant. But I talk about my hobbies. I would put chicks to sleep telling them what I do for a living.

 

[Von]

'' I am the modern definition of James Bond... Let me show you my 007''

PS: if you ashamed of your job... time to change it

Note: Down use your ''title''.... use an action... like ''my job is bring my client pleasure'' or ''my job is too accelerate robot world domination also known as AI'' ... or ''Google Me''

 

[old_skoolr]

So Suave moderator, heard chicks get wet just uttering the words.