"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Which Fine Ass Cousin do i choose??????

ghatti

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:rockon: I just met these two HOT!! Ladies and I know that I could go out with either and Im suppose to call them but who do i ask for?? I cant decide?? Who do i hit on?? Any suggestions?? I know both but come on dudes they are cousins...lol:crazy:
 
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I can't believe you would even post that **** here lolz :wave: ... Go for both mang, just be sexual and passionate and what not.

Have fun, I know I would lolz :woo: ... shhhhhhhhhhhyt that face is just awesome lol


but on a more serious note.... Have Fun :woo: lol

kk Have Fun, play with 'em both and get your satisfaction :yes:
 

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Oh wow. I thought they were YOUR cousins. I was like "..ehhhh". DO them both.
 
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