"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Which city has it worst (Sports-wise)?

Production6257

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I'm from Philly, and to be honest, I think that we have had it the toughest. We have had to deal with constant failure from all of our sports teams. The people in Chicago can say "well, look at the Cubs, we've never won a world series". Well, the Phillies have won one time, and that was 26 years ago. Not to mention that Chicago has the Bears, who had that great run in the 80s AND the Bulls, who dominated the NBA in the 90s. Philly hasn't won a championship, WITH ANY OF OUR 4 SPORTS TEAMS, in 24 years! Nobody can compare to that. Even Boston, who complained about their Red Sox not winning a wolrld series, had the Pats, Bruins, and Celtics dominate at one time. Our plight has been long, ridiculous, and often overlooked. I can honestly say that no other city has experienced this type of dismal performance.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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djtdot

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I think its Toronto. Struggling in NBA, MLB and now NHL too :(. And CFL isn't too great either.
 

blinkwatt

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Sacramento.....
~We have the Kings of the NBA,going no where fast.
~Monarchs are WNBA champs,but no one cares. I haven't heard one conversation about them in the public.
~No hockey,football,baseball and Infineon Raceway is losing venues fast.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Skilla_Staz

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I believe that Omaha has it worst.

We don't even have any professional sports. We've got the Omaha Royals? Woooo. AAA team to the KC Royals I believe, and wow, look at the talent there :/

Philly has the 6ers, who went to an NBA final in the past 10 years. They've got the Eagles who went to a SuperBowl a couple years back. They've got the Phillies, well, they at least have them.

My city has nothing.

But until this year, New Orleans had it pretty bad...Saints, Hornets...
 

PRMoon

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Nevada is one of the fastest growing states in america...we have NO sports teams whatsoever. We have to drive to cali or arizona to even see a professinal sports team.

We do have boxers though and a motor speed way so we get nascar races from time to time. There are roumors that they're going to turn las vegas blvd and some other portions of vegas into an indy car track for a race. That would be prety sick.

Still no pro sports teams kinda sucks.
 
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