"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Which beer would you have?

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So I think Sgt. Crowley, Prof. Gates, and the Pres. are going to have a beer at the Whitehouse tonight. I heard that the Whitehouse only serves domestics. Apparently Crowley has the better taste in beers choosing Blue Moon, the professor Red Stripe or Beck's and the President a Bud light. Bud not a bad beer though. I kind of surprised no one chose Sam Adams since they are in Massachutes and all lol.

What beer would you choose? Let's try to keep to Domestics, but you can put an import in too but try to keep it to something that's commonly available and well known.

I'd probably choose Molson Canadian although that might be considered an import although technically Coors owns Molson. So for a Domestic I'd probably go with one of the Michelob brewed ales, Shock Top. I think Michelob and Budwesier is probably the best mass produce American lagers but I can't deal with the byproducts and the resulting headaches from the particular yeast strain in A-B lagers, but that is a topic for another thread. My choice would be Shock Top, I like it better than Bluemoon.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Ill Have A Samuel Jackson, Bytch!

Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Thats A Good Fvcking Beer!
 

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horaholic said:
Ill Have A Samuel Jackson, Bytch!

Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Thats A Good Fvcking Beer!
Well you're not going to get that beer at the Whitehouse. And it's not BYOB. I don't even think Brits are welcome at the Whitehouse. This thread is for Americans only, or at least limeys that are knowledgable about American beers :p. (and no comments about American beer not being any good. That's about as baseless as saying California wines aren't good. They're damn good. lol)
 

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Either Killian's Red, Amber Bock, or Sam Adams. That ballpark. (If I had to pick one... um... Amber Bock.)
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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I.A.F.Y.B.

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Ol'e English 800
 

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fuzzx said:
Beer sux, gimme a nice smooth glass of chocolate milk any day.
damn straight!!
 

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American? Something you can find easily? Sam Adams is about the only thing you can get at 7/11 that's worth drinking.

Actually American craft brews are pretty amazing. I've had beer in Amsterdam, Berlin, Prague, Oktoberfest in Munich, Mexico, Republic of Georgia, Canada, etc., not to mention numerous imports here in the states, and I have to say with the exception of some of the Pilsners and Hefe-Weizens I had in Berlin, American micro brews can hang with the best of them.

It's an argument I'll never win, but comparing most of the mass produced American beers to the craft brews and imports is like comparing Wonder Bread to a loaf of handmade sourdough. They will both make a sandwich, but only one of them adds another dimension of flavor.
 

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Why would you invent your own beer, if you know the best is in Europe and you can import it?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Beer starts tasting like rubbing alcohol to me after a while, so I say if I'm going drink just give me some vodka, tequila, or 151 and let the real talking start.
 

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ketostix said:
Well you're not going to get that beer at the Whitehouse. And it's not BYOB. I don't even think Brits are welcome at the Whitehouse. This thread is for Americans only, or at least limeys that are knowledgable about American beers :p. (and no comments about American beer not being any good. That's about as baseless as saying California wines aren't good. They're damn good. lol)

What the fvck are you talking about? Where the hell did you get 'Brits" from???
Just for the record, I drink PBR, and Coors.

For those of you who have been living under a rock, and dont understand my joke, Click here
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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When the officer asked that guy to come outside to show his identification, he shouted, "I will come outside if your momma is out there. Is your momma out there?"

Would you really have a beer with a guy who said that?
 

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No beer I've ever tasted can beat Spaten Oktoberfest. Bavarian beer at its finest.
 
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When the officer asked that guy to come outside to show his identification, he shouted, "I will come outside if your momma is out there. Is your momma out there?"

Would you really have a beer with a guy who said that?

Crowley is a better man than me. Good to see a cop with some self-restraint.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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